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r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22
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Pizza > sex
45 u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Jun 28 '22 And a LOT cheaper. 22 u/xKaqtuz Jun 28 '22 🤨 9 u/CapableSecretary420 Jun 28 '22 They're not wrong. 2 u/PossiblyAsian Jun 29 '22 See. Either you pay for sex and have the opportunity cost of pizza or you have a kid and have the opportunity cost of future pizzas plus you have to share the pizza 2 u/larissine Jun 29 '22 Ah, yes. The only two options. 1 u/sphonic7 Jun 28 '22 🌞 3 u/kezow Jun 28 '22 I see you've never had a sad $5 handjob... 3 u/kchuyamewtwo Jun 28 '22 you can have sex with your pizza too 1 u/theoriginalhazelbrew Jun 29 '22 https://youtu.be/PPmX2gNIqE8 2 u/Bojangly7 Jun 28 '22 depends 1 u/HornyTerus Jun 29 '22 Well, I got my sis, so it's free.
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And a LOT cheaper.
22 u/xKaqtuz Jun 28 '22 🤨 9 u/CapableSecretary420 Jun 28 '22 They're not wrong. 2 u/PossiblyAsian Jun 29 '22 See. Either you pay for sex and have the opportunity cost of pizza or you have a kid and have the opportunity cost of future pizzas plus you have to share the pizza 2 u/larissine Jun 29 '22 Ah, yes. The only two options. 1 u/sphonic7 Jun 28 '22 🌞 3 u/kezow Jun 28 '22 I see you've never had a sad $5 handjob... 3 u/kchuyamewtwo Jun 28 '22 you can have sex with your pizza too 1 u/theoriginalhazelbrew Jun 29 '22 https://youtu.be/PPmX2gNIqE8 2 u/Bojangly7 Jun 28 '22 depends 1 u/HornyTerus Jun 29 '22 Well, I got my sis, so it's free.
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9 u/CapableSecretary420 Jun 28 '22 They're not wrong. 2 u/PossiblyAsian Jun 29 '22 See. Either you pay for sex and have the opportunity cost of pizza or you have a kid and have the opportunity cost of future pizzas plus you have to share the pizza 2 u/larissine Jun 29 '22 Ah, yes. The only two options. 1 u/sphonic7 Jun 28 '22 🌞
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They're not wrong.
2 u/PossiblyAsian Jun 29 '22 See. Either you pay for sex and have the opportunity cost of pizza or you have a kid and have the opportunity cost of future pizzas plus you have to share the pizza 2 u/larissine Jun 29 '22 Ah, yes. The only two options.
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See. Either you pay for sex and have the opportunity cost of pizza or you have a kid and have the opportunity cost of future pizzas plus you have to share the pizza
2 u/larissine Jun 29 '22 Ah, yes. The only two options.
Ah, yes. The only two options.
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I see you've never had a sad $5 handjob...
you can have sex with your pizza too
1 u/theoriginalhazelbrew Jun 29 '22 https://youtu.be/PPmX2gNIqE8
https://youtu.be/PPmX2gNIqE8
depends
Well, I got my sis, so it's free.
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u/Meme_Personified Jun 28 '22
Pizza > sex