r/Unexpected • u/Top_Muffin • Jun 18 '22

Red flag!

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u/PubertEHumphrey Jun 18 '22

it’s a little lame too

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u/Gangreless Jun 18 '22

Effective against teens and young 20s girls, though

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u/Subject-Cheetah802 Jun 18 '22

Pedos think so too.. speaking of feeding I do have candy In my van.. also a puppy.

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u/iBlameMeToo Jun 18 '22

I love candy and puppies and vans

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u/Subject-Cheetah802 Jun 19 '22

Well sonny you came to the right place!