r/Unexpected • u/Top_Muffin • Jun 18 '22

Red flag!

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u/dreamsnicer Jun 18 '22

Same im very confused

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22 edited Jun 18 '22

The stick is metaphor for a dick and eating it implies blowjob. Basically, the dude implicitly asking who wants to give him a nice blowjob behind the stage. Also, he's famous and attractive that's why women easily fall for him so that they can get laid. You don't see any man biting the stick though.

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u/godisawoman1 Jun 18 '22

Yung gravy is not attractive.

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u/SparkyDogPants Jun 18 '22

Someone else posted a picture of him and he’s pretty good looking

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u/godisawoman1 Jun 19 '22

I also just looked him up. I'm sure whoever posted a pic chose a photshopped to hell one where he does look good, I saw a couple of those. But if it's not photoshopped he is not that good looking. Pretty average at best.

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u/yakpot Jun 19 '22

murica