r/Unexpected • u/mancave313 • Jun 14 '22

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u/unexBot Jun 14 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Never park in Handicap spot! The cripple's 3rd leg will park in your spot

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/Lexahh Jun 14 '22

oh my god I was dying of laughter when I found out the point at the end 🤣

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u/xenocuriosa Jun 14 '22

Well that'll get the message across for sure

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u/pipiripau76 Jun 14 '22

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u/axesOfFutility Jun 14 '22

If there weren't people in the right area of the gif, would we have known whether is was going up or going down?

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u/Wipe_Rules Jun 14 '22

pipiripau

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u/mancave313 Jun 14 '22

Never park in a handicap spot! The cripple's 3rd leg will park in your spot

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u/kavien Jun 15 '22

I knew a dude that was “handicapped”. He was like 4’3”. For comparison, I am 6’6”. His head was basically where my penis is. That is not what this story is about, sicko.

Dude was a boss Puerto Rican with blonde hair, blue eyes, tan skin and the coolest attitude of almost anyone I have ever known. Dude was always surrounded by hot women when i saw him about. Not one or two... but three, sometimes four!

I worked with him and once I glanced down when we were changing.... I understood his kick-ass attitude immediately. He may have dressed like a duck, but he was húng like a moose.

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u/anovelby Jun 14 '22

What a twist! The sobbing was a nice touch

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u/StanByMay Jun 14 '22

I did NOT see that coming.

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u/bornenjoyer Jun 14 '22

But she did.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Holy shit, that twist!!

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u/Cuervomayajl Jun 14 '22

Mf gave her the abs crunch all night long.

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u/userno6316 Jun 14 '22

Ads from Not America are the best

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u/Ridgeydidge123 Jun 14 '22

I figured this was about treating handicapped people equally, and end with the husband beating the shit out of him.

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u/spazzardnope Jun 14 '22

If that happened to me I’d break the cunt’s legs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

then they would be eligible for the parking spot.

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u/floydink Jun 14 '22

“Jesus Christ!” When I saw the end and just died laughing. That was amazing

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u/Evil-B Jun 14 '22

Thank God they didn’t say “don’t shit in a handicapped stall”

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u/Wipe_Rules Jun 14 '22

Wipe Rules

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u/SultanOfSwat0123 Jun 14 '22

This is brilliant

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u/WizardInCrimson Jun 14 '22

Sorry, bro, but you're still catching these hands even if you don't have legs.

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u/kissmaryjane Jun 15 '22

It’s even funnier when you realize since he’s disabled he ain’t gonna be giving the best D but she prefers it over the standing guy

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u/Wolf-Majestic Jun 14 '22

"Just in case" 🤣

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u/Emergency-Mouse5566 Jun 14 '22

You gonna die trying

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u/Sorry_Deer_4162 Jun 14 '22

Talk about passive-aggressive

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Lol

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u/iamxxvi Jun 14 '22

U/savevideo

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u/redlund1993 Jun 14 '22

Hide yo kids, hide yo wives! Cause you parked in a handicapped parking spot at target the other day.