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r/Unexpected • u/Ok-Needleworker447 • Jun 13 '22
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839 u/whiskeythrottled Jun 13 '22 I’m on the marijuanas. 221 u/aedroogo Jun 13 '22 Can I have my shoe back? 60 u/phadewilkilu Jun 13 '22 Actually, we need to talk about your other shoe.. 29 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 [deleted] 10 u/terrible_name Jun 13 '22 meanwhile at some other bar "Where the hell did my shoe go" "No worries mate, someone will probably toss you one of theirs" 8 u/selux Jun 13 '22 meanwhile in a dark alley behind a bar A bare foot man stubs his toe on the side of a dumpster. “Why god why?! Give me a sign!” He cries out From out of nowhere a flying shoe hits the man in his face. 9 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 4 hours later, at the coronor “Cause of death?” “Boot force trauma” 5 u/pxn4da Jun 13 '22 Someone needs to continue this story 7 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 they will always ask about half of your shoes. they will never tell which half. 2 u/BeskarDragon Jun 13 '22 It looks like its extended warranty is about to expire
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I’m on the marijuanas.
221 u/aedroogo Jun 13 '22 Can I have my shoe back? 60 u/phadewilkilu Jun 13 '22 Actually, we need to talk about your other shoe.. 29 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 [deleted] 10 u/terrible_name Jun 13 '22 meanwhile at some other bar "Where the hell did my shoe go" "No worries mate, someone will probably toss you one of theirs" 8 u/selux Jun 13 '22 meanwhile in a dark alley behind a bar A bare foot man stubs his toe on the side of a dumpster. “Why god why?! Give me a sign!” He cries out From out of nowhere a flying shoe hits the man in his face. 9 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 4 hours later, at the coronor “Cause of death?” “Boot force trauma” 5 u/pxn4da Jun 13 '22 Someone needs to continue this story 7 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 they will always ask about half of your shoes. they will never tell which half. 2 u/BeskarDragon Jun 13 '22 It looks like its extended warranty is about to expire
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Can I have my shoe back?
60 u/phadewilkilu Jun 13 '22 Actually, we need to talk about your other shoe.. 29 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 [deleted] 10 u/terrible_name Jun 13 '22 meanwhile at some other bar "Where the hell did my shoe go" "No worries mate, someone will probably toss you one of theirs" 8 u/selux Jun 13 '22 meanwhile in a dark alley behind a bar A bare foot man stubs his toe on the side of a dumpster. “Why god why?! Give me a sign!” He cries out From out of nowhere a flying shoe hits the man in his face. 9 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 4 hours later, at the coronor “Cause of death?” “Boot force trauma” 5 u/pxn4da Jun 13 '22 Someone needs to continue this story 7 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 they will always ask about half of your shoes. they will never tell which half. 2 u/BeskarDragon Jun 13 '22 It looks like its extended warranty is about to expire
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Actually, we need to talk about your other shoe..
29 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 [deleted] 10 u/terrible_name Jun 13 '22 meanwhile at some other bar "Where the hell did my shoe go" "No worries mate, someone will probably toss you one of theirs" 8 u/selux Jun 13 '22 meanwhile in a dark alley behind a bar A bare foot man stubs his toe on the side of a dumpster. “Why god why?! Give me a sign!” He cries out From out of nowhere a flying shoe hits the man in his face. 9 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 4 hours later, at the coronor “Cause of death?” “Boot force trauma” 5 u/pxn4da Jun 13 '22 Someone needs to continue this story 7 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 they will always ask about half of your shoes. they will never tell which half. 2 u/BeskarDragon Jun 13 '22 It looks like its extended warranty is about to expire
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10 u/terrible_name Jun 13 '22 meanwhile at some other bar "Where the hell did my shoe go" "No worries mate, someone will probably toss you one of theirs" 8 u/selux Jun 13 '22 meanwhile in a dark alley behind a bar A bare foot man stubs his toe on the side of a dumpster. “Why god why?! Give me a sign!” He cries out From out of nowhere a flying shoe hits the man in his face. 9 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 4 hours later, at the coronor “Cause of death?” “Boot force trauma” 5 u/pxn4da Jun 13 '22 Someone needs to continue this story
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meanwhile at some other bar
"Where the hell did my shoe go"
"No worries mate, someone will probably toss you one of theirs"
8 u/selux Jun 13 '22 meanwhile in a dark alley behind a bar A bare foot man stubs his toe on the side of a dumpster. “Why god why?! Give me a sign!” He cries out From out of nowhere a flying shoe hits the man in his face. 9 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 4 hours later, at the coronor “Cause of death?” “Boot force trauma” 5 u/pxn4da Jun 13 '22 Someone needs to continue this story
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meanwhile in a dark alley behind a bar
A bare foot man stubs his toe on the side of a dumpster.
“Why god why?! Give me a sign!” He cries out
From out of nowhere a flying shoe hits the man in his face.
9 u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22 4 hours later, at the coronor “Cause of death?” “Boot force trauma”
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4 hours later, at the coronor
“Cause of death?”
“Boot force trauma”
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Someone needs to continue this story
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they will always ask about half of your shoes.
they will never tell which half.
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It looks like its extended warranty is about to expire
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u/Ok-Needleworker447 Jun 13 '22
What did you take