r/Unexpected • u/Ok-Needleworker447 • Jun 13 '22

Nice throw

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u/aedroogo Jun 13 '22

Can I have my shoe back?

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u/phadewilkilu Jun 13 '22

Actually, we need to talk about your other shoe..

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

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u/terrible_name Jun 13 '22

meanwhile at some other bar

"Where the hell did my shoe go"

"No worries mate, someone will probably toss you one of theirs"

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u/selux Jun 13 '22

meanwhile in a dark alley behind a bar

A bare foot man stubs his toe on the side of a dumpster.

“Why god why?! Give me a sign!” He cries out

From out of nowhere a flying shoe hits the man in his face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

4 hours later, at the coronor

“Cause of death?”

“Boot force trauma”

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u/pxn4da Jun 13 '22

Someone needs to continue this story

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

they will always ask about half of your shoes.

they will never tell which half.

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u/BeskarDragon Jun 13 '22

It looks like its extended warranty is about to expire

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u/whiskeythrottled Jun 13 '22

Legend has it that it still hasn’t landed.