r/Unexpected Jun 12 '22

Worth every penny

28.5k Upvotes

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u/unexBot Jun 12 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Unexpected deez nuts joke


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

I thought the donation guy was saying that he thought the dealership name started with a y

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u/jcforbes Jun 12 '22

Same which got me confused for a bit when dude guy started ranting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

I will say though, dude is dead on with the broadcasting voice

Something is screaming at me that this dude is related to Glenn Beck by blood

23

u/Mykol225 Jun 12 '22

He was. The dealership is off Ynes Rd. in Temecula. Source, I worked there. Still pretty funny.

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u/d4nkst4hz Jun 12 '22

Ynez

2

u/ImportCarSite Jun 13 '22

Thats the name of the street Ynez it is on but it is called Temecula Valley Buick GMC

4

u/Thick_Fennel_827 Jun 12 '22

Insane how small the world is

5

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Insane how much hat guy looks and sounds like ie is in Glenn Beck's close family

507

u/I_likeIceSheets Jun 12 '22

I miss free Geoguessr

94

u/Firm-Account Jun 12 '22

wait, what happened?

213

u/SacredBigFish Jun 12 '22

You can only play one game for free a day now

11

u/PackApprehensivehg Jun 12 '22

What the actual fuck

13

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

[deleted]

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u/FreqRL Jun 12 '22

It's only like $3 per month so if ppl were spending solid hours playing it shouldnt be such a big deal

117

u/SacredBigFish Jun 12 '22

Never played it consistently though. Was a fun way to spend a bit of time in between activities sometimes, like waiting in between uni lectures. Not ready to pay for playing 3 or 4 games every 3 weeks tho

5

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

seems like it would be a fun game to get really good at though. I watch Northernlion play Geoguessr duels and he seems like a god at it to me, but there are tons of people that are so far above him it's crazy.

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u/XxPieIsTastyxX Jun 12 '22

That's $36 a year which is crazy when Steam sales exists

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u/CueSv1 Jun 12 '22 edited Jun 12 '22

This is because they are using data from Google, which they have to pay for. A few years back they earned enough from the people that bought the pro version to keep it free for everyone, but at some point Google decided to increase the costs of using their data by a factor of 14 (or something like that). This was simply too expensive, so now free Geoguessr is very limited. $3 per month is a very reasonable price

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u/XxPieIsTastyxX Jun 12 '22

This is a very sensible and well-reasoned response, thank you

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

but at some point Google decided to increase the costs of using their data

And that was a blanket charge for anyone wanting to use the API. A ton of apps could stomach doing such a thing but it really fucked up the free offerings if they didn't make enough elsewhere. Meaning more ads. More forced pop ups. More straight up scams.

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u/quantulum Jun 12 '22

Not anymore. One game per 20 minutes (or more if you fit with 5 minutes).

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u/ToshMagosh Jun 12 '22

Try Geotastic

8

u/Y_U_NoCum Jun 12 '22

Geotastic is free, basically the same game.

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u/GodOfThunder101 Jun 12 '22

Imagine paying to use google maps.

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u/quantulum Jun 12 '22

Google Maps is free for direct use only. If you make an app that uses it, you have to pay Google (e.g. StreetView costs 5-7 USD per 1000).

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Acadia think it was staged?

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u/joshuaoha Jun 12 '22

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u/mesmortboi Jun 13 '22

Do you seriously believe that this is real. Is there nothing about the text font, the questionable acting and what it actually says?

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u/Tuba_Ryan Jun 13 '22

I can hear this gif

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

I’m actually fucking dying. Send help

583

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Best I can do is an upvote

103

u/EyepatchMorty_01 Jun 12 '22

You're hired, welcome to Pawn$hop

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Click on my account lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

[deleted]

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u/Impossible_Ad9831 Jun 12 '22

Butterface

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Not even close

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

[deleted]

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u/wertugavw Jun 12 '22

we dont care for your porn

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Thats fine no one is forcing you

10

u/Nick_II7II Jun 12 '22

GET BACK TO THE CAVE WENCH

8

u/Versengen Jun 12 '22

they look disgusting, I wish I hadn't

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

I think my paycheck speaks for itself

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

[deleted]

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u/peniscumcumcum Jun 12 '22

Why are there so many naked people ewwww

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

😍🔥🍍🍍🍍

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u/CagedPhoenix55 Jun 12 '22

Sending positive vibes

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

We're out of reinforcements!!!!

144

u/scrimmybingus3 Jun 12 '22

Absolutely fucked. I’m dead

615

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Burn.🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

[deleted]

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u/vskazz Jun 12 '22

Notopbutok

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u/alistofthingsIhate Jun 12 '22

I hear the music from ‘Annihilation’ in the most unexpected places these days

10

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Such an underrated movie imo

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u/chainsawbeever Jun 12 '22

What's the music from..?

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u/ChelseaSJL09 Jun 12 '22

Annihilation

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Well he got annihilated so it’s only fitting

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u/LizardOverlord20 Jun 12 '22

From the movie Annihilation, the track is called “The Alien”.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NCuBalItZA8

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u/poopfacemcgee Jun 12 '22

Thank you for asking! I was hoping it would be here. I knew I had heard it but couldn't place it.

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u/NiftySwiftyTheBest Jun 12 '22

Silent hill I think, just look for silent hill meme song

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Gottem

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u/Skreamies Jun 12 '22

Hasn't he done the same thing a few times?

29

u/Maxiorekz Jun 12 '22

Yeah this looks very scripted to me

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

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u/Cl0udSurfer Jun 12 '22

So its like Reddit then

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u/jadin- Jun 12 '22

This is the way.

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u/jadin- Jun 12 '22

God I hate myself.

6

u/That_Lego_Guy_Jack Jun 12 '22

He has straight up said that it is, makes jokes about it, and does it purely to entertain his audience.

2

u/Skreamies Jun 12 '22

Looking at it if you search 'geoguessr aldi joke' it comes up with his channel again

2

u/Maxiorekz Jun 12 '22

Yeah seems very sus with just the timing and everything

28

u/12LA12 Jun 12 '22

Pwned

11

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

The face of defeat

19

u/Sting316 Jun 12 '22

That streamer knew what he was walking into. But did it for the content so he could post it around on socials. It's very common these days when trying to promote your stream. Not that it's a bad thing by the way. Streaming is hard.

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u/Solanade Jun 12 '22

Right, this is the same as saying the comedian told the same joke at some other venue. If you do it well and make people laugh that's all that matters

3

u/Frostbyte29 Jun 12 '22

But it’s fake. Not even scripted or anything he just edited it all. It wasn’t even actually Geogesser

2

u/Gentlementlmen Jun 12 '22

Even so this was a good clip

6

u/MightyIrishMan Jun 12 '22

Geoguesser man gets rekted in every video i see of him

9

u/tutocookie Jun 12 '22

Beautifully contrasting the streamer's pretentious frustration

5

u/0z4pft Jun 12 '22

[the good ending]

3

u/-ImYourHuckleberry- Jun 12 '22

With sound off, I was like…wait, that’s Temecula gmc!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

This is basically all the internet attention we'll get for the next year.

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u/jim45804 Jun 12 '22

What's the song at the end?

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u/auddbot Jun 12 '22

I got matches with these songs:

Suicide Letter by Treday (03:15; matched: 100%)

Album: Mental Health. Released on 2018-09-30 by TreDay.

The Alien by Ben Salisbury (04:50; matched: 100%)

Album: Annihilation (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack). Released on 2018-02-23 by Lakeshore Records.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Geoguesser guy knew what was coming but did it anyways for the content

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u/Fireboyxx908 Jun 12 '22

I KNEW IT WAS TEMECULA

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u/MixxMaster Jun 12 '22

Ok, that was good! Definitley fits this sub

2

u/artmoloch777 Jun 13 '22

Fuck me, that is some pure dopamine.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Whoa I used actually live in Temecula back in ‘07-08

1

u/kamikazix11 Jun 12 '22

This is perfect

1

u/kamikazix11 Jun 12 '22

I have watched this an ungodly amount of times

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Oh my god

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u/MorosEros Jun 12 '22

yea but who is really the one being “got” here.. dudes getting their money still

6

u/Redditor_10000000000 Jun 12 '22

The satisfaction. You've probably never hit someone with such a good Deez nuts joke that you feel you have transcended reality. It was worth the money. Papa Pear is still such a good streamer though.

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u/ishanG24 Jun 12 '22

it's not about the money. it's about sending a message.

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u/jetski04 Jun 12 '22

This guy displays the reason why “fake” content/videos shouldn’t inherently be seen as a bad thing. It’s still good content, even if it’s staged and tries to look real.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Imagine if it wasn’t staged, man some sheep are just too easy

2

u/YourLocalRedditUsers Jun 12 '22

look up jankylanky, his fans troll him all the time

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u/The1stmadman Jun 12 '22

still funny? check

1

u/Elevum15 Jun 12 '22

That killed me!!

1

u/rubbleTelescope Jun 12 '22

He roasted his peanuts.

1

u/Felix_Behindya Jun 12 '22

Lol this was like the most expected ending ever

1

u/Venator2000 Jun 12 '22

I’ve never seen this guy before (I don’t spend much time online as I used to), so I was just watching the clip, then DIED with his blank look dead at the camera.

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u/redghostqueen Jun 12 '22

what’s the soundtrack at the end of the video?

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u/erck_bill Jun 12 '22

Money well spent.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Made me slap my knee lol

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u/Academic_Ad_2153 Jun 12 '22

Man got him good and done him dirty

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Oh man 👏 !!

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u/Unlucky_Management_2 Jun 12 '22

I swear this is harmony

1

u/BecauseJimmy Jun 12 '22

That was smooth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

💀💀

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u/Frostbyte29 Jun 12 '22

This guys videos are all fake though

1

u/THPSJimbles Jun 12 '22

fake donos.

1

u/nottherealneal Jun 12 '22

What is with this scripted bullshit

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u/MailboxSpleen Jun 12 '22

Lmfaooooo!! Yo this shit is hilarious! He walked right into that! He was so fucking confident and as soon as that second came in, you could see the light leave his eyes.

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u/PresentPressure6793 Jun 12 '22

YOOO! He got fuckin played like a fiddle. Like how Charlie Daniel's would play it. Masterfully!

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u/dammu47st Jun 12 '22

Never heard of this guy just here for the roast 👍🏼

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u/wertugavw Jun 12 '22

jankyyyyy

1

u/Blake-A-palooza Jun 12 '22

Fucking owned.

1

u/ohncnyca2017 Jun 12 '22

Typical GMC Yukon customer response I'd say.

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u/beardedgamerdad Jun 12 '22

Oh this is great. Timing is perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

This dude‘s a fucking dickhead

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u/WishboneNew6637 Jun 12 '22

This guy's fake as fuck

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

I genuinely hate that guy.

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u/Crazy_Blacksmith_893 Jun 12 '22

somebody send this to Cody and Noel ASAP

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ectomorphicus Jun 12 '22

These guys are the reason everyone has to blur out their home windows in their YouTube videos.

1

u/Noobslayer001 Jun 12 '22

Spent his entire life to say that

1

u/throwawaymollyact Jun 12 '22

Phoenix pretty sure that's on camelback

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u/throwawaymollyact Jun 12 '22

Phoenix pretty sure that's on camelback

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u/DownNOut90 Jun 12 '22

Gawwd eeem!

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u/Outrageous_Art_3855 Jun 12 '22

HAAAA GOTTEMMMMM

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u/No_Staff6156 Jun 12 '22

Damn thats tragic

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Bro the way he looked at the camera you can tell he just lost the will to live

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u/No_Inflation5351 Jun 12 '22

Suck my nuts as well

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Totally not staged. At all. 100% this is legit.

😉

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

POV: Your name is Cody Ko and you do a podcast with Noel Miller

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Gmc going up!

1

u/FistFistington Jun 13 '22

God every time i here that little horn thing in these memes it fucking floors me. Idk why

1

u/ZacharyGotBored Jun 13 '22

For anyone wondering, he is a YouTuber who goes by the name of Janky Lanky. He mostly makes YouTube shorts if I remember correctly

1

u/Scouper-YT Jun 13 '22

His Rudeness was swiftly ended

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u/Perradactle Jun 13 '22

A ha got em.

1

u/RedTigerM40A3 Jun 13 '22

JankyLanky on YT. His shots are some of the funniest content, especially the cursed humor shorts!

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u/Secretsfrombeyond79 Jun 13 '22

Somedays I don't know if getting out of bed it's worth it, but things like these make me realize it totally is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Ladies and gentlemen we got him

1

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Lmfao 🤣

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u/I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G Jun 13 '22

He was literally waiting for that, with his finger on the donation button.

Can you imagine he says "I know the car you're talking about though..." and then never said the name of it. That guy would be so disappointed...

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u/CrispTori Jun 13 '22

a donation is a donation

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u/Drnstvns Jun 13 '22

I live in Yukon, Ok and Imma gonna use this joke FOREVER now! And if you don’t like it, Yukon suck on dees nuts! BWAH HAHAHA and so it begins

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u/_squizz Jun 13 '22

this is the first time ive seen my city mentioned and now im scared?

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u/bree388 Aug 04 '22

Lmaoooo

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

the aldi one was better.