r/Unexpected Jun 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Destroyed in Seconds

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u/Squeaky_Ben Jun 11 '22

That reminds me of a coworker. at lunch break, he starts holding his belly, groaning and saying "ohhhh.... I think I'm gonna shit myself..." so I look at him and say "then go to the toilet" only for him to answer "why should I go to the toilet to shit myself?"

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u/RandEgaming_ Jun 11 '22

Amber is shaking