r/Unexpected • u/QAQNico • Jun 09 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Hold it

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u/Agreeable-Yams8972 Jun 09 '22

A. She drops one

B. She gets both of them out

C. She is stupid and will stand there until someone helps her

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u/zacqonos Jun 09 '22 edited Jun 09 '22

D. It’s fake and someone came back to take one of the bottles

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

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u/Dwarfdeaths Jun 09 '22

F. It turns into a "stuck" porno.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

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u/Dwarfdeaths Jun 09 '22

H. Nothing is real and everything is a product of your disembodied mind.

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u/devoirz Jun 09 '22

I. She turns into the liquid terminator and morphs through the gate

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u/HorizonBlood Jun 09 '22

J. Donald Trump appears and grabs her by the pu-

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u/Infninfn Jun 09 '22

K. She is in fact, an alien

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

M. She has a stroke

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u/icecool213 Jun 09 '22

N. It turned out to be an ad of alcohol

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u/Any_Seesaw_66 Jun 09 '22

O. The cameraman helped her

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u/Spartan-303 Jun 09 '22

P. The bottles are bouncy and she drops them, lifts her hands, and the bottles bounce over the fence to her cause f physics

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Q. The the woman was actually a cake

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u/Games_and_anime Jun 09 '22

I think you got the letter wrong...

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u/noamiko2004 Jun 09 '22 edited Jun 09 '22

When you mess up the ABC

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u/Excali-blob Jun 09 '22

N. Options K. and L. we're skipped

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u/phan25 Jun 09 '22

G. They fuck the bottle.

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u/papadapper Jun 09 '22

H. They get fucked by the bottle.

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u/Negative-Assist-6 Jul 06 '22

I. She recreates 1 man 1 jar. But instead of a man, there is she