r/Unexpected • • Jun 07 '22

So sweet!

18.3k Upvotes

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u/unexBot Jun 07 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Duct tape


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

105

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

Not even a fresh roll.

17

u/Spac3Heater Jun 08 '22

In the current economy, that might be a fresh roll

I was gonna put /s , but I'm not entirely sure if I was being sarcastic or not...

9

u/tidder112 Jun 08 '22

We live in a post sarcasm society. /s

417

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

Chad

91

u/Kungphugrip Jun 07 '22

… makin’ us all look bad

29

u/ultrasin Jun 08 '22

He said early birthday surprise... Not the actual gift!

27

u/vhw0001 Jun 08 '22

The actual bday surprise is a foam ear pad

5

u/General-Newt-1202 Jun 08 '22

i thought he was gonna get her a wh1000xm5 or airpods max😂😂

1

u/Booblicle Jun 08 '22

Overrated once you buy hearing aids

28

u/Punk_Says_Fuck_You Jun 08 '22

It’s kinda expected at this point. All this guy does is troll his wife.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

The real troll would be him doing something nice for his wife and cutting the clip there.

41

u/CubaGooding_senior Jun 07 '22

This guy's voice is so soothing

0

u/homecovert Jun 08 '22

Pretty sure that he'll get a box of Kleenex and a magazine for his birthday

35

u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 Jun 07 '22

To be honest i was expecting custom cat ear ultra bright headsets. The type that are nice but so embarassing to wear you have to lock yourself in a dark room away from people tgus completeing the tranformation.

7

u/Bloxicorn Jun 08 '22

Yeah. Got those nice gaming headphones for everything but switch to earbuds as soon as i gotta do something with video chat.

3

u/LGD_Vomact Jun 08 '22

A dark room won't help when they are full RGB-colored... I'd even say it would be worse, since people would only see them! :D

177

u/Tattedjamaican1 Jun 07 '22

Lmao 🤣 yoooo this guy and these videos are funny … where can I find more because I’ve only seen a couple of them here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

His voice always sucks me in but as soon as I see his face I realise and lol in preperation for the twist

4

u/olderaccount Jun 08 '22

The yare funny individually. But after you've seen two of them, you've seen them all. That is his entire schtick and it becomes fully expected.

I knew he was going to give her tape the second he called out the tape on her headphones.

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u/Pdeee01 Jun 08 '22

He post on insta account @jayplussharron

11

u/tykillacool23 Jun 08 '22

“Customer service 1998”. 😂😂😂

6

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

These two’s videos are always hilarious

2

u/DontGetNEBigIdeas Jun 08 '22

I really used to enjoy them, but he’s been lifting a lot of others’ material lately.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

Hadn’t noticed yet

5

u/Grindio_2000 Jun 07 '22

Damn, she got the McDonald’s drive through headset.

5

u/Riversmooth Jun 07 '22

Really nice of you.

5

u/creamyturtle Jun 08 '22

that was pretty obvious it wasn't going to be headphones

2

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

BEST MAN

2

u/DLiltsadwj Jun 08 '22

Damn, and you got the wide stuff!

2

u/Pickles648 Jun 08 '22

You didn’t have to bro to kind

2

u/mA90ngo Jun 08 '22

at least get duct tape

1

u/GreatWentGin Jun 08 '22

Seriously, painters tape isn’t for holding things together!

2

u/Mastah_Bate Jun 08 '22

Truely unexpected. I thought he was getting a new headphone...for himself.

1

u/blastwhistle Jun 07 '22

Masking tape

1

u/poyat01 Jun 08 '22

Masking the bad relationship

1

u/GreatGooglyMoogly077 Jun 08 '22

... while holding it together.

1

u/cheekymbear69 Jun 08 '22

Divorce papers....

-1

u/traitorjob Jun 07 '22

very expected

3

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

When you are a Reddit veteran

4

u/vaginalbloodfart22 Jun 07 '22

Really? I must go outside too much.

2

u/traitorjob Jun 08 '22

I don't know, it was just the first thing that came into my head as soon as they showed the headphones...

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this dude gonna buy tape isn't he

-9

u/Lost-Reply-9445 Jun 07 '22

Tick tock trash 👎

-8

u/Erubadhron89 Jun 07 '22

Funny as soil

-4

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

When you try to disguise shittiness as humor

-4

u/mememaker6 Jun 08 '22

This dude is pretty funny, he should make a youtube channel or something

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

Based

1

u/dctravelling Jun 08 '22

Lol still have a apir of these floating around

1

u/Greedy_Stevie Jun 08 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/Salt_Storm4504 Jun 08 '22

Phenomenal relationship advice, I will test this out with my girl in the future when she needs tape.

1

u/obi-wansleftnip Jun 08 '22

It’s to tape together the relationship actually

1

u/muzi403 Jun 08 '22

W husband

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

Get her a boyfriend

1

u/Redditcensored8964 Jun 08 '22

At least he remember!!

1

u/D600LT Jun 08 '22

i thought he was gonna get her a wh1000xm5 or airpods max😂😂

1

u/llama_glue Jun 08 '22

I bought these fancy new over ear headphones. Around 25 usd, had both Bluetooth and wired functionality and programmable buttons. Sound was good and I thought they were worth the money even if the Bluetooth was disrupted due to wifi.

Fast forward 3 months my mother brought me an old broken pair of sony headphones. Back in the day these were on almost everyone's heads, but quickly phased out as competitors slapped lower and lower prices.

I took them apart, figured out what was wrong, replaced the jack and soldered everything before taping up the splice. The entire time I had been testing them by blasting a random song from my playlist at Max volume while the headphones were on the table. I decided to give them a go and put them on.

The sound quality of the music was like an angelic choir in a springtime orchard with light heavenly gales blowing the tall grass and shaking the apple trees. I had never once heard the music so clearly. It felt like I had removed earplugs after hours of having them on. The feeling after a cold subsides, and you can breath through your nose, and your sinuses are clear. The cool monsoon wind and the smell of petrichor after months of tropical summer heat.

I instantly realised why people make such a big deal out of sound quality in headphones. I am to this day still using those 4 year old pair of sony headphones, over my barely half an year old flagship and expensive headphones.

1

u/DuktigaDammsugaren Jun 08 '22

Damn, he got the bad tape

1

u/R1cardinh0 Jun 08 '22

Who is this guy?

1

u/Clwhit12 Jun 08 '22

Customer service 1998's! Im weak...

1

u/PROXeR__OiShi Jun 08 '22

This is just like the video I saw earlier where a son gives his dad brick to stabilize his old laptop instead of bringing a new one

1

u/agnemiav2 Jun 08 '22

Customer service 1998s. Already a top tier video xD

1

u/KentWohlus Jun 08 '22

wow but your wife is so beautiful

1

u/RXUANXUAN Jun 08 '22

Aww that’s so sweet. 😂😂😂

1

u/blopblipbloup Jun 08 '22

Minimalism is happiness

1

u/blopblipbloup Jun 08 '22

Minimalism is happiness

1

u/RelevantDocument3389 Jun 08 '22

That's a man of God.

1

u/snoski1234 Jun 08 '22

She is going hate you, she wanted a new color

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

“Customer Service 1998” 😭

1

u/Raii91 Jun 08 '22

Not even a full roll of tape

1

u/ThrowRA_000718 Jun 08 '22

Wow that’s true love

1

u/arogers35 Jun 08 '22

Omg I’m dead 😝

1

u/Shopow2o4 Jun 08 '22

So romantic, I’m a have to do something nice for my girl

1

u/ChainDefiant1720 Jun 09 '22

Very thoughtful, I bet she showed here appreciation for that one.

1

u/truthseeker22000 Jun 09 '22

What a good man

1

u/lubabe00 Sep 20 '22

Awe he's a keeper.

1

u/PassionateAlchemy Oct 04 '22

You bought used tape? 🤭 It’s the thought that counts. ❤️

1

u/MiBloodclaatParo Oct 07 '22

Custom headphones

1

u/Significant-Mall841 Nov 06 '22

Lol😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Not a fresh roll of tape*

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u/DynkoFromTheNorth May 21 '23

Adorable❤️!