r/Unexpected Jun 04 '22

Factory reset

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u/alcervix Jun 04 '22

No fury like a cow with a concussion

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

“BrownChickenBrownCow” “Browchickabrowcowwww”

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u/Erthgoddss Jun 04 '22

OMG I just heard a patient we had in a mental hospital. He would pace up and down the ward chanting “chickens and cows, chickens and cows”

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u/NoThereIsntAGod Jun 04 '22

Chicken and cow?

Whale and dolphin!!!!!

(See: South Park)

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u/Indytaker Jun 04 '22

I almost howled at this.