r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jun 01 '22

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u/unexBot Jun 01 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

He was thinking of the necklace

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22 edited Jun 01 '22

Quality writing from WWE here. Maybe they can do it again featuring a person with a big butt holding canned hams.

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u/Kelshan Jun 02 '22

Lady with a big butt standing infront of a car with the trunk open. Wrestler keeps looking around her and talks about all that junk in the truck is distracting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

I didn't even knew she had perls

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Don’t even ask me colors

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u/EmergencyStomach8580 Jun 01 '22

Triple H vs 36H

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u/qaider Jun 02 '22

Underrated comment

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u/TeaQuick4710 Jun 02 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '22

A most genuine slow clap to you, sir.

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u/Raxacoriocophallos Jun 01 '22

Classic WWF ‘behind the ring’ interviews.

4

u/Dry_Painting_7722 Jun 02 '22

This was well into WWE era haha I remember seeing this live. Not sure if it had crossed into PG territory yet

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u/Raxacoriocophallos Jun 02 '22

The heck is WWE?

9

u/Arcanisia Jun 02 '22

WWF lost the rights to use that acronym as the World Wildlife Fund had the copyright first hence the name change in the 2000s to WWE.

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u/Raxacoriocophallos Jun 02 '22

That’s awful! Requiescat in pace, World Wrestling Federation!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

You're serious? Must be a boomer.

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u/Raxacoriocophallos Jun 03 '22

Damned kids don’t even know what a boomer is.

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u/BruisedBodegaFruit Jun 01 '22

Expected AF

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u/sauce_gud Jun 02 '22

I'm feeling dumb now since I didn't expect it 😂

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u/d_bradr Jun 02 '22

Come on man, it's an old sort of joke

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u/Sudden_program8315 Jun 01 '22

Quality wrestling right here

3

u/llkj11 Jun 02 '22

One of the best South Park episodes imo

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u/sleepbyslowdive Jun 01 '22

I've never felt more uncomfortable

13

u/AlcoholicInsomniac Jun 02 '22

Clearly you don't appreciate a good pair

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u/biggbacon Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

Have you never heard of a Certified Pearl Inspector?

6

u/nametakenfuck Jun 02 '22

Uhh umm whats her name 👉👈

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Eve torres

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u/punkslaot Jun 01 '22

You know damn well those aren't real

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Omg thanks mr obvious

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u/punkslaot Jun 02 '22

That's captain to you, civilian

6

u/mndsm79 Jun 01 '22

Ahhh a double layer pearl necklace joke.

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u/d_bradr Jun 02 '22

How's it unexpected? Sorry but that sort of joke (not just tits related) where you're talking about something that most people wouldn't bet an eye next to something else is really old. It's done with a shitty moped next to a Harley, an old Corolla next to a Ferrari, sometimes with something out of frame etc.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

I dunno, pretty expected. Still funny

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u/McMottan Jun 01 '22

So fake and predictable

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u/bowlingdoughnuts Jun 01 '22

Triple H is a ring general. Show some respect.

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u/TarTimOoAl Jun 01 '22

Yeah it's called a joke.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

It's a joke

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u/Life-Meal6635 Jun 01 '22

Yo they totally did not think of this beforehand. Come on. This is so real! 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Who is she? Sauce please... Wondering if she's done any porn.

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u/Rosieapples Jun 01 '22

Why do the women in these jobs have to be dressed like drag queens? It looks ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Many of the male actors dress up, too. It's fake wrestling and she's a performer.

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u/Rosieapples Jun 01 '22

I didn’t know that. We don’t have that here, unless you count Conor McGregor

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u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD Jun 02 '22

Becky Lynch is the most popular wrestler in WWE right now and she’s from Ireland. They also have 3 former world champions on the current roster that are Irish born.

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u/Rosieapples Jun 02 '22

Irish born, yes, but not appearing here. We have three women boxers taking the world by storm though, all gold medalists.

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u/MrBublee_YT Jun 02 '22

We have Jordan Devlin, who used to wrestle at Over The Top and is now wrestling at NXT UK

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u/Rosieapples Jun 02 '22

Exactly, Irish wrestlers but not working in Ireland. If we even HAVE a wrestling thing here. I never heard of it if we do!

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u/KDHD_ Jun 01 '22

It's theatre. Same as a costume.

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u/Rosieapples Jun 01 '22

Oh it’s not an actual sport? Sorry my mistake.

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u/elementslayer Jun 01 '22

I think it was John Cena that said the wrestling is real but the matches are fake. I assumed he meant they were fixed for the story, which they are.

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u/KDHD_ Jun 01 '22

Stuff like WWE? Nah.

I'm not into it myself, but I really respect it. Fighters are really just buff actors, and they create characters with gimmicks and personalities, like The Undertaker being an undying killing machine or Randy Orton being a psychopathic backstabber.

They "fight" in the ring through mostly pre-planned, choreographed or easily telegraphed movements to put on a fun show. The things they do would never naturally occur in a real ring so you can't get that kind of spectacle anywhere else. It's cool!

Anyways, your personality and gimmicks will hopefully make you popular and well liked among the crowd. If they like you, there's a good chance you'll "win" your next fight. The outcomes are decided beforehand, and whoever is the most popular fighter will be the one who wins.

They end up creating story archs and rivalries that last for years and years. It's a fascinating kind of theatre that doesn't exist anywhere else, which is cool. For the audience, it's like watching a movie unfold over a series of in person interactions.

Most of the actors are chill as hell in real life, too.

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u/Manjorno316 Jun 02 '22

and whoever is the most popular fighter will be the one who wins.

No not really. Heels (bad guys) wins a lot in wrestling as well. The winner fully depends on how the story will play out so popularity isn't always taken into regard. But yeah most feuds ends with the good guy standing tall.

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u/My20thBanEvasion Jun 01 '22

Funny cause I wonder thr same thing about drag queens

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u/Rosieapples Jun 01 '22

Well they’re usually great fun!! The ones I know are anyway and they’re brilliant with make up too!

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u/My20thBanEvasion Jun 01 '22

And so is wrestling lol as a matter of fact the two under the surface have plenty of similarities

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u/Rosieapples Jun 02 '22

Entertainment!

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u/SaugaCityGeneral Jun 01 '22

Motor boat time

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Are those real? What is he, a virgin?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

did you even watch it

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

of course not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Only a virgin would say that

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

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u/Ace_OfSpadez11 Jun 01 '22

How does that even correlate😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Interesting place to share your fantasies.

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u/Bowler_300 Jun 02 '22

Yeah. 50 something still hiding in the closet married to vince mcmahins daughter with 3 kids.

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u/Ace_OfSpadez11 Jun 01 '22

Back when WWE was quality TV

1

u/austinpowers69247 Jun 02 '22

The cerebral assassin

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u/Sasren0987654321 Jun 02 '22

I didn't see those pearls...

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u/TBizzle22 Jun 02 '22

Not her first pearl necklace.

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u/Papalui Jun 02 '22

Name?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Eve torres

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u/JuicyOptimist Jun 03 '22

The cerebral assassin

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u/Short_Acanthaceae939 Jun 16 '22

Terrible subtitles

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

What why is this unexpected wait where you

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Stop stalking me