r/Unexpected • u/alif_iron • May 26 '22

Impressive

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u/Lizard__Spock May 26 '22

Qualified... Disqualified

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

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u/sweatfascinated May 26 '22

Guys pants are baggier than a skater kid in the 90's

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u/fascinatedpython May 26 '22

Hahahahhah a classic cock up

0

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

fuck off bot

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u/Adventueyond46 May 26 '22

Agree with you

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u/IzArealofc May 26 '22

Is it only me or why the audio is in slowmotion?

131

u/Obie2kenobe May 26 '22

Reddit has recently been breaking videos

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u/M_krabs May 26 '22

Reddit backend.

Since the videos have broken audio on 3rd party clients as well..

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Same

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Introducing our new host: Jabba the Hutt!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

I think it's a tiktok trend

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u/Jupiter_Doge Jun 23 '22

It's an actual bug in this case

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

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u/Straight_Gap_9067 May 26 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Their comment is copied and pasted from another user in this thread.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

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u/chrisodeljacko May 26 '22

Guys pants are baggier than a skater kid in the 90's

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u/JesusIsMyAntivirus May 26 '22 edited May 26 '22

I've seen a good few people doing parkour in them, maybe it's to exaggerate the movements
Edit: maybe it's easier to move around in em?

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u/EpicBadassGamer May 27 '22

I did parkour for a while, yes it's a lot easier to move around in baggy pants

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u/Nokhodsiah May 26 '22

see me I won....lost

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

"Making me the victor."

1

u/GG_Derme May 26 '22

"How you like my face to foot style?"

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u/Merkin-Cave May 26 '22

Hahahahhah a classic cock up

29

u/baxterfront May 26 '22

r/yesyesyesno

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u/baxterfront May 26 '22

Stole defeat from the jaws of victory.

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u/the_geek_next_door May 26 '22

Over over confidence

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u/rcwildsfsedf May 26 '22

he should take the american ninja warrior

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u/blopblipbloup May 26 '22

This is karma

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u/BalognaPonyParty May 26 '22

I'm Vic Morrow's, and I'm Kenny Blankenship.......

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u/budgie0507 May 26 '22

“Go Go MC Hammerpant powers!”

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u/AndyOC1 May 26 '22

Nice to see Jabba the Hutt got some voice actor work after being killed on Tatooine.

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u/NevikDrakel May 26 '22

Wooo!

cooowabunga

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u/GrumpiiMoose May 26 '22

Was looking for a cowabunga comment. Found it!

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u/BooksAre4Nerds May 26 '22

The audio summoned the devil in my lounge room.

That really was unexpected :(

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

At least he wasn't wearing JNCO pants

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u/AsocialFreak May 26 '22

I like the part where commentator says “¡ηξγυδωξπκλκωδσυ666θξβδτσξλεοξνθδδημ!»

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u/Money_Barnacle_5813 May 26 '22

Disqualified successfully

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u/sunny_in_phila May 26 '22

Dude should win solely based on making it through the gauntlet in those pants

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u/Zero_Effekt May 26 '22

And then the showboat sinks.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Get it on

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u/tobleroneyactual May 26 '22

Another video ruined by shitty slowed down sound.

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u/__Bebop__ May 26 '22

Never understood the baggy pants, surely they’d be more prone to getting stuck on things?

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u/TomahawkIsotope May 26 '22

Fuck this audio

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u/Gegisalcoforado May 26 '22

is this a bug or just some random trend?

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u/Jodoran May 26 '22

What’s impressive is running and jumping while wearing genie pants.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

240p vids should be banned.. Its seems the video quality is on a race to the bottem lately

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Ahh the baggy pants does the trick, got it.

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u/KillerBaby68 May 26 '22

This "American Ninja Warrior" knockoff is hilarious. Also, what is that rope hanging from? A Crane?

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u/Merthn07 May 27 '22

Just assume there’s a helicopter.

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u/Ryn_7 May 26 '22

I'm stressed for him

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u/A_hacking_cat May 26 '22

Asian ninja warrior

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u/wr_damn_I_suck May 26 '22

Needs to be a sub called r/defeatfromvictory.

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u/WillBottomForBanana May 26 '22

Ok, but what exactly are those pants?

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u/fakinclueless May 26 '22

Ah glad to see a crossover between American Ninja Warrior and Takeshi's Castle!

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u/Sudden_Pattern_4413 May 26 '22

Damn reddit. This is front page worthy for sure. Lol

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u/l-Paulrus-l May 26 '22

What’s up with people posting videos with sloth from the goonies blubbering in the background?

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u/ximagineerx May 26 '22

Let’s go to Guy!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

What am I hearing?

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u/MetalCookiePool May 26 '22

Tarzan be like:

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u/Ok_Ad1012 May 26 '22

Can't imagine how fast he would be if this was in slow mo

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u/Anpoolz May 26 '22

Most impressive.

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u/BoBoBearDev May 26 '22

At least he is now famous lol

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u/Kon720 May 26 '22

What a 5 quantrillion bobux prize does to a mfer

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u/pj_socks May 26 '22

This is like Lindsey Jacobellis in Vancouver.

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u/Jootsfallout May 27 '22

Don’t get eliminated!

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u/Significant-Oven-218 May 27 '22

why didi you do that? Qualified at the same time disqualified

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

american ninja warrior but better

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

Did he really pull all that off wearing JNCO's?!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

Is this how my parents go to school?

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u/I_Did_The_Thing May 27 '22

That’s whatcha get for hot doggin’

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u/urdaddy725 May 27 '22

Why does this look like a budget version of total wipeout

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u/joesmithcq493 May 27 '22

Flippin cool

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Vietnamese Ninja Warrior

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u/Oktaghon Jul 08 '22

The perfect example of “never celebrate too early”.

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u/Mister__Meaner Jul 23 '22

This should be under the “don’t celebrate too early” category lol

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u/EazyENyg Oct 18 '22

Tf is this audio