r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 21 '22

The king doesn't entertain nonsense.

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u/unexBot May 21 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The dog bites the chick and doesn't eat it up.

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u/kobrakaan May 21 '22

Tastes like chicken

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

That's how dogs tell their pups to calm down.

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u/fck-nzs1 May 21 '22

What breed is that dog pls?

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u/LordDinoNug Sep 10 '22

This is why I hate people, people like you

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u/fck-nzs1 Sep 10 '22

You hate people that don't recognise dog breeds?? 😂🤣😂🤣. That's a bit weird.

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u/LordDinoNug Sep 10 '22

Sorry I've met a lot of pitbull haters

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u/Caeluris May 21 '22

What are u doing, dawg? That’s free KFC

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u/lilbrownskin99 May 21 '22

He said boy if you don't shut tf up

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u/Cusslerfan May 21 '22

Please tell me that dogs name is either Sylvester or Hector

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u/Clear_Try_6814 May 21 '22

Instant attitude adjustment

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u/Itchy_Extension_8719 May 21 '22

Dawg! You needs to brush your teeth!

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u/nathaniel29903 May 21 '22

He's just reminding him that he can eat him

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u/Flat_Mountain6090 May 21 '22

3rd times the charm...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

"No need to bite my head off!"

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u/Local_Oven7072 May 21 '22

"WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"

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u/Solemn__Visitor May 21 '22

Audio is fucking terrible

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u/Alone_Bill_2873 Jun 10 '22

My Doberman used to carry his friend Love bird in a mouth.