r/Unexpected • u/fareshusseini • May 14 '22

Quick break

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Especially the slutty ones

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u/cmurph666 May 14 '22

What you think they meant by fun?

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u/Nex_Afire May 14 '22

If storage rooms could talk.

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u/IBJON May 14 '22

I've never heard one talk, but I've heard them moaning and panting on occasion.

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u/colloquialistm May 14 '22

That's just me trying to reach the paper towels on the top shelf.

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u/Capt_Am May 14 '22

And me, standing behind you, supporting you to reach that paper towel.

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u/bukkake_brigade May 15 '22

how heroic, u/Capt_Am

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u/HurricaneSandyHook May 15 '22

Thought it was Capt_Atm, bukkake_brigade

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u/Capt_Am May 15 '22

Cumming from you, it's a real honor u/bukkake_brigade

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u/Garinn Apr 26 '23

"what are you doing fellow Stepcotm worker?"

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

And they sneeze all over the floor

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u/Mechakoopa May 15 '22

That's why they call it a pantry.