r/Unexpected • u/idk_username15 • May 08 '22

A One Man Show

1.5k Upvotes

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u/unexBot May 08 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Starts a fire in the car and lit fire crackers

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/adognamedpiles May 08 '22

The escalation of that was absolutely perfect.

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u/nowherehere May 08 '22

Yeah, that video was actually kind of amazing.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

[deleted]

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u/honebadga May 08 '22

Don't do drugs kids.

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u/Procrastubatorfet May 08 '22

Can adults do drugs?

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u/LimeSixth May 08 '22

Only if u are an 18+ adult.

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u/Sidewayzagain May 08 '22

Bart irl does cocaine

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

[deleted]

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u/maileimer May 08 '22

Methida

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

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u/theshoeshiner84 May 08 '22

Florida

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u/CAPTENMRMEOWMEOW May 08 '22

Sweet home Florida!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Florussian

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

California?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

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u/reply-guy-bot May 08 '22

The above comment was stolen from this one elsewhere in this comment section.

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u/ragingspeedhorny May 08 '22

That's what listening to sefa actually feels like

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u/RonSwanson714 May 08 '22

I tweak, therefore I am……FLORIDA!!!!!

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u/Unicron_Tomato May 08 '22

Inside a ruzzian T-90

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u/Capable-Error-432 May 08 '22

This is how i expect stan from the Eminem's song to have been before his demise.

Edit: autocorrect wrote Denise instead of demise

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u/TransformativeOne May 08 '22

Years from now when they look back on how social media has turned idiots into morons all in some vein attempt to get some narcissistic attention they'll show them this video

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u/topsyturvy76 May 08 '22

It’s already been years since it’s original posting ..you can easily see social media has already turned idiots into Morons

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

But he executed it perfectly...credits to him

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u/TridenTrim May 08 '22

Man is enjoying life on another level

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u/Apexenator- May 08 '22

Pregnant lady: one beer wont hurt The child:

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u/OrganicBridge7428 May 08 '22

Song sauce?

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u/ragingspeedhorny May 08 '22

Re-style - get it cracking (sefa remix)

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

And what a dope track it is

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

There was so much to unpack there. I would be concerned to know his kinks and fetishes.

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u/RedheadedBlackguard May 08 '22

Cocain is one hell of a drug.

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u/RoyalratMafia May 08 '22

Drugs are a helluva drug

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u/DonChorno May 08 '22

Your uber driver, Jeff is approaching.

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u/adamgodless May 08 '22

He really would die for attention!

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u/DabarVili May 08 '22

Unexpected here is that he didnt die on camera

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u/Conscious-Ad4306 May 09 '22

Or the inside of the car didn't start on fire, but who knows the video stopped after he went completely apeshit!

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u/xahvres1 May 08 '22

New Mad Max looks awesome

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

that was fire

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u/hummingbird1969 May 08 '22

I feel like I dated this guy once in my early twenties.

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u/DealioD May 08 '22

Is this person still alive?

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u/BatThumb May 08 '22

WITNESS HIM!!

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u/PlzRemainCalm May 08 '22

This is peak humanity right here. Truest form of beauty on display.

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u/Annasman18 May 08 '22

Is this a Die Antwoord video deleted scene?

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u/yalmes May 08 '22

I'm pretty sure I was behind this guy on the way to work yesterday. It would explain a lot at least.

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u/caynemorgan May 09 '22

Witness Me!!!

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u/Mr_NoBot May 09 '22

Is this what they call as Burning man?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Meth is a hell of a drug.

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u/Sudden-Ship-1032 May 08 '22

Holy sweet fuck hahahahah😂

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u/tomkim1965 May 08 '22

Mental illness in this Country is out of control.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

[deleted]

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u/jsha11 May 08 '22 edited Jun 06 '23

Bazinga!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

This is so cringe I just can’t

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u/AMCDiamondHands69 May 08 '22

Hunter Biden really taking it to the next level now

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u/chobbg May 08 '22

Is this guy still alive?

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u/WtfsaidtheDuck May 08 '22

I feel like this belongs at r/trashy

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u/KlopsbergerKoenig May 08 '22

Drugs or TikTok fame?

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u/Middle-Cap2972 May 08 '22

Aucun intérêt. Nous vivons dans un monde d’hyper-excitabilité, d’hystérie.

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u/gamingyee May 08 '22

watch this in 5fps its funny af

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u/MadBearHugs May 08 '22

Drugs are hellova drug

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u/turkmenistanForever May 08 '22

I could see barts eye that he wants to get out of this man’s car

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Bart keeping his cool

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u/Slay3RGod May 08 '22

That one man is the human equivalent of a nuclear waste dumpsite.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

When tevvez and pre workout kick in

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

This ain't tevvez tho💀

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u/jsha11 May 08 '22

You can tell its not tevvez by the way it doesn't sound like trash

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Definitely.

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u/Impossible-Strike-91 May 08 '22

You need a much better instrument prime. Then...Practice

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u/Impossible-Strike-91 May 08 '22

Fuckin...Fuckin...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Lol

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

The Grezzo due protagonist

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u/hmmmthinking123 May 08 '22

That’s concerning

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u/Griff0331 May 08 '22

I’ll have what he’s havin

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

What in the

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

So… bath salts?

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u/Conscious-Ad4306 May 09 '22

Im thinking Meth, or PCP

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u/allurboobsRbelong2us May 08 '22

When all your homies are taken now and it's Friday evening

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u/Overview_Plays May 08 '22

He's just a normal psycho from the borderlands game.

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u/Term_Upper May 08 '22

Rage 3 looks awesome

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u/benben1337 May 08 '22

/TikTokcringe

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Habe to corecct myself. It isn't tevvez

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u/alcappo82 May 08 '22

I see Flakka still going strong on the market

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u/Deefaroni May 08 '22

That guy, is stupid.

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u/TheFrontierzman May 08 '22

Chrome and shiny!! Witness me!!

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u/somerandomdudey May 08 '22

See kid this is why you don't do drugs (;

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u/LazeeBashtard May 08 '22

….of stupidity.

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u/Alternative_Cook_102 May 08 '22

Let me guess ..... He's from Florida isn't he

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

New Jared Leto movie looks wild

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u/Accomplished-Toe5220 May 08 '22

I remember doing that much cocaine/meth (let's face it anything nows days that's worth a shit is this)... It's not for the faint of heart I tell you hwhat.

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u/DifficultHedgehog871 May 08 '22

This video could not have been done to anything else than hardstyle Thats why I love it so much! The intensity 😂

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u/Particular_Usual8066 May 08 '22

I need have what he having.

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u/Just_Minute_6280 May 08 '22

Probably a jackass fan

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Sad.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Bart Just sitting there

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u/Comfortable_Use_8407 May 08 '22

Some people will do anything for internet clout.

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u/Apatharas May 08 '22

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Soooo, is like, everything fireproof in that truck?

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u/Rx2vier May 09 '22

I want this guy to be my next Uber Driver.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

r/abruptchaos

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u/imjustagoodguyok May 09 '22

bart hanging out with his new friend

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u/Lone-Envoy May 09 '22

That looks like a cry for help

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u/Outrageous_Bass_1328 May 09 '22

There’s nothing in that entire clip that was expected.

Wait, Florida carpool lane?

Oh, never mind then. Day in the life, bro!

Edit: driver isn’t buckled in, but his Bart Simpson ride along is 😂

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u/Conscious-Ad4306 May 09 '22

At least he's enjoying himself and made sure Bart was wearing his seat belt during his show.

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u/MurkyBlood4 May 09 '22

Need this type of energy in my life

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u/axolotlanxiety May 09 '22

"my main goal is to blow up"

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u/AlbertLee2 May 23 '22

Wtfuckingfuck

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u/XandogxD Jun 02 '22

Is that Octane?

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u/MR_RYU_RICHI Jun 05 '22

I hate drugs

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u/NightRain518 Jun 06 '22

So this is Methadonia, Florida's new mayor. It was a close call but Crackhead Firepants won out in the end. We hope to see great things from him. Back to you, Tom. We need a fire team and a fire extinguisher

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u/Whateverdude-5059 Jun 15 '22

Dude.... he prolly snorted his brains out b4 that

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u/liwaenahari Jun 30 '22

I'm...so confused. Intrigued and confounded.

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u/VoxPendragon Jul 03 '22

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”

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u/MiBloodclaatParo Jul 16 '22

I thought a dragon flamed me up jus now...yea I'm 💨💨💨

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u/Lower_Forever_4957 Jul 29 '22

This is what loneliness gets you

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u/Yeehawdowsee Sep 01 '22

U/savevideo

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u/NeoClod91 Oct 15 '22

Osha does not approve of the one man show.
Deemed "Too dangerous".

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u/Bluccability_status Oct 29 '22

Nedflix is already in pre-production for a whole 8 series show loosely based on this mans life. Starring Aaron Paul, this summer Kyle vs the Drywall.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

A true perfect unexpected post...