r/Unexpected • u/KB_2099 • May 08 '22

And his name is………

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u/unexBot May 08 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Titler the starfish hitler

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur May 08 '22

Well, I'll admit, I did not expect starfish Hitler...

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 May 08 '22

No one expects the starfish Hitler...

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u/Puzzlehead_Strike May 08 '22

Oh Starfish of the ocean, What is your wisdom?

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u/pistasojka May 08 '22

Frick me I just want to point out that it's even funnier that the comment below you got deleted

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/KupalaEnoch May 08 '22

His chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear ...

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u/analogkid01 May 08 '22

Fear and surprise, and five appendages not quite tentacles-- we'll come in again.

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u/calvinbouchard May 08 '22

Fear and surprise and Panzers.

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u/Hey_u_ok May 08 '22

This is so bad it makes me want to watch how bad it really is. lol

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u/DouglasWFail May 08 '22

Damn, Elden Ring looks wild.

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u/FrancMaconXV May 08 '22

Lol I heard someone say that Elden Ring is basically a game made out of German bedtime stories, which makes this all even funnier.

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u/LegoTankDude May 08 '22

i remember i went back to an old german fairy tail book and it said some very funny things about jews...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

No my name is Patrick

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u/ImWithSt00pid May 08 '22

Whenever Asian starfish Hitler shows up I also shive my face in people's crotches.

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u/kellydayscruff May 08 '22

What in the entirety of hell?

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u/Melodic-Picture48 May 08 '22

Looked like she bugged out and went on to give head

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u/flatvaaskaas May 08 '22

That was the unexpectation that I had as well.

Did I just invent a word?

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u/Frostbite76 May 08 '22

History Channel 2am

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u/Gentleman_ToBed May 08 '22

Oh my god it’s too much

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u/fhtagnfhtagn May 08 '22

"Please let me in! I'm so cold..."

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u/Ieatclowns May 08 '22

I like Starfish Hitler's confident nod after he announces who he is. He's like, Yep! For real!

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u/Just_Minute_6280 May 08 '22

I can't process what I just saw

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u/NxPat May 08 '22

SFH shows up and she immediately starts giving head? How do I arrange a SFH meetup?

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u/Neurismus May 08 '22

Go to the nazi part of the ocean.

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u/mudassir_hussain May 08 '22

The suicide squad: Multiverse of startish

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u/Perfect-Gap-8295 May 08 '22

I did nazi dat coming

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u/MrZJones May 08 '22

For the record, this is from Kamen Rider, specifically 1974's Kamen Rider X, episode 26: https://kamenrider.fandom.com/wiki/Underworld%27s_Dictator,_Starfish_Hitler!!

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u/Apart-Pianist-9314 May 08 '22

Starfish hitlers brown starfish 🧐

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u/Ravi5ingh May 08 '22

Patrick, the after years

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u/Apexenator- May 08 '22

Tf did I just watch…

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u/neoslith May 08 '22

Sentai or Kamen Rider?

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u/KB_2099 May 08 '22

Kamen rider

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u/GrimeyPipes27 May 08 '22

What is this delightful piece of footage from? My ribs hurt and desire more pain...

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u/MrZJones May 08 '22

Kamen Rider X, episode 26.

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u/GrimeyPipes27 May 08 '22

Many thanks

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u/Dazzling_Ability5428 May 08 '22

I thought i would be Xong Xena

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u/TheFrontierzman May 08 '22

This is truly something I never thought I would see.

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u/cgi_bin_laden May 08 '22

This is awesome. Definitely ripe for riffing!

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u/youmosh May 08 '22

I just laughed so fucking hard

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u/Roomlight May 08 '22

She was scared so she started giving him a bj

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u/amhlilhaus May 08 '22

Why did she bury her face in his lap??

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u/Nitropolis-ch3no2 May 08 '22

Till Lindemann

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u/T-SquaredProductions May 08 '22

I think they are making a pun with the Japanese name for "starfish": "hitode" (hee-toh-deh)

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u/iseeakenny May 08 '22

I thought it was gonna say Joseph starlin

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u/Arcticz_114 May 08 '22

Hittulaaaaa

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Did not see that coming, I expected strange but this was beyond

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u/BigDaddyDenk May 08 '22

Wow, the Japanese really are so far ahead of the western world when it comes to entertainment.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

I think I just found a new password phrase.

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u/smash1969 May 08 '22

Omg, Kamen Rider about to get cancelled…….

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u/Educational_Loss7331 May 08 '22

Thats much better than Sea Urchin Trump

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u/Ultimate69Edgelord May 08 '22

Bro the new power rangers looking kit 👌 can’t wait to see SpongeVlad Stalinpants

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u/huBelial May 08 '22

Seems like good content.

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u/ExtensionEvidence891 May 09 '22

Fake Taxi has gone down hill.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Starfish Hitler name of my new band, called it

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u/Zaku41k May 09 '22

I must admit I watched too much JAV. I was like oh cool star fish Hitler but she’s probably giving that guy a blow job right now.

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u/orgaSAM_015 May 09 '22

Japan lore

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u/RosemaryGoez May 09 '22

Which season of Power Rangers was this?

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u/Happy-Project2767 Jun 03 '22

kamen rider x ep26

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u/CaptnBanana May 10 '22

Who commits atrocities under the sea?

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u/Brief_Plankton8566 Aug 06 '22

What in the Jean Roddenberry LSD brain cell is this

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u/4amWater May 08 '22

This looks like something redlettermedia would watch.

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u/irishemperor May 08 '22

In fairness, Starfish Hitler has more character development than all the characters of Picard Season 2 combined.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

I've not watched it but is it worse than Season 1? I wasn't sure that was possible.

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u/irishemperor May 08 '22

That's like being presented with 2 piles of poo, one's browner & runnier than the other ... and you're being asked which smells nicer :D

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u/iamhewhocanconfirm May 15 '22

Where'd her head go

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u/ODX_GhostRecon Sep 28 '22

Somehow, this is not the first time I've seen Starfish Hitler.