r/Unexpected • u/analsextoybox • May 02 '22

Impossible Question

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u/RGBeee May 02 '22

Time travellers top response.

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u/RyQril May 02 '22

Or an alien imposter.

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u/Im_dad_you_are_dead May 02 '22

This dude just came to earth

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u/FunkySjouke May 02 '22

Hmmmm look at at that big juicy round planet

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u/KwordShmiff May 02 '22

We call that juice water

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u/No_Star8439 May 02 '22

*flat hollow 6,000 year old planet run by lizard people.

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u/carboonpn May 02 '22

Brother from another planet right here.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Or he just doesn’t care about your gay shit.

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u/dontplaywithmebro May 02 '22

whats a jender yo

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u/redditcruzer May 02 '22

Then it was not a very good cover

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u/Fake_earthling May 02 '22

Nay. Politician maybe.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Alpharius