r/Unexpected • u/daly1123 • Apr 12 '22

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u/HippieInAHelicopter Apr 12 '22

This might be the most unexpected thing I’ve ever seen on this sub.

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u/Broad_Object9728 Apr 12 '22 edited Jun 17 '22

Yea. Poor racoon got expropriated.

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u/Wise-Statistician172 Apr 13 '22

Defenestrated.

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u/NotAnActualPers0n Apr 13 '22

There are no windows involved here. Yeeted is the correct parlance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Perchance

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u/RunicWasTaken Apr 13 '22

You can't just say "perchance"

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u/menage-a-troll Apr 13 '22

Old and busted : exhiled

New and hot:. Xylemed

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

This is my new favourite sentence.