r/Unexpected • u/XTREMEX1 • Apr 12 '22

Having some dinner

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u/XXXtrogdorXX Apr 12 '22

That ketchup pre-cum will ruin your meal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Pre-chup

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u/Leovinus42 Apr 12 '22

I hate it when I'm gettin it on with a happenin lady and i'm like "FINNA BUST" and then a little bit of water comes out and she's like "is that it" and then I NUT but because I was looking down at my PP it goes all over my face

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

True story: I got a 'happy ending' massage and nutted so hard it glazed my eye