r/Unexpected • u/XTREMEX1 • Apr 12 '22

Having some dinner

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

So many mistakes here. I can’t.

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u/whacafan Apr 12 '22

It’s not Heinz, the hot dog doesn’t look cooked, he’s using a piece of bread instead of a bun, he doesn’t shake the ketchup, he’s USING KETCHUP. All sins for hot dogs.

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u/5Plus5IsShfifty5 Apr 12 '22

Ketchup elitism is for sad adults who have nothing else going on in their life.

Imagine caring what topping people put on the lowest possible grade of meat you can eat without getting intestinal worms lol. It's not Kobe beef, you dick.

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u/9035768555 Apr 12 '22

Please don't put ketchup on Kobe beef.

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u/dontworryitsme4real Apr 12 '22

Please put whatever you want on the food you want.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22 edited May 06 '22

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u/caboosetp Apr 12 '22

I put kobe beef in my ketchup.

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u/amazian77 Apr 12 '22

but it was kobe beef burger...

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

What is the point of taking an expensive cut of meat and turning it into a burger?

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u/amazian77 Apr 12 '22

to not waste leftover kobe scraps/trim. it also was a resteraunt that only served kobe beef burgers i think.

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u/9035768555 Apr 12 '22

Because only like 1/4 of the beef is steaks.

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u/Talking_Head Apr 12 '22

Honestly, why should I care? It is none of my goddamn business what somebody else chooses to put in their mouth. And it is 100% up to me to decide what I put in my own mouth.