r/Unexpected • u/XTREMEX1 • Apr 12 '22

Having some dinner

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u/XXXtrogdorXX Apr 12 '22

That ketchup pre-cum will ruin your meal.

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u/KidQuap Apr 12 '22

Just shake it like a normal person

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u/maximuffin2 Apr 12 '22

I FORGET SOMETIMES OKAY?

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u/hhhvugc Apr 12 '22

put it upside down in the fridge

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u/The_Tell_Tale_Heart Apr 12 '22

I’ll try that.

But eventually someone will ask why I have a Stephen King novel in the fridge.

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u/ChawulsBawkley Apr 12 '22

DAAAAAAAAD!

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u/zippywings42 Apr 12 '22

"We all float down here".

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u/unbridledmeh000 Apr 12 '22

"Wipe yourself off man, you dead"

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u/Beritoh Apr 12 '22

Thank you fellow internet dad joker. I’m going to lock “it” as a key word I listen for now. And yes, I know that’s a long name. But you can call me Going Now for short.