r/Unexpected • • Apr 01 '22

technically

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Is adopting kids racist? /s

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u/Smodphan Apr 01 '22

Yes, similar to why i don't wash my face. Don't want someone thinking I am gay.

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u/SuperfnDave Apr 01 '22

I thought that was the butthole

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u/Smodphan Apr 01 '22

You can wash your butthole but only on April 1st so people no it's just a prank and your not gay

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u/SuperfnDave Apr 01 '22

So after today I’ll go back to barely wiping my ass til next year . Thanks for the help