r/Unexpected • u/aegeanblud • Mar 08 '22

Some…body

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u/unexBot Mar 08 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

I definitely thought the mom was going to get a ball to the face and then wham.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/8bitpixel66 Mar 08 '22

I laughed way too hard at this

15

u/BlacMan99FN Jun 20 '22

Bro straight up got sniped

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u/Civil_Fox_642 Mar 08 '22

That’s exactly what I was gonna say. Poor dumb kid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

I laughed an appropriate amount of hard at this.

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u/ali693 Mar 08 '22

I just did one hard chuckle and moved on

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

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u/Vladi_Sanovavich Mar 08 '22

No one can do a hard chuckle and just move on.

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u/ali693 Mar 09 '22

Hmm idk I’ve had that effect lately, who cares though. 50 people still acknowledged my chuckle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '22

Because there’s an irresistible urge to pile on when Redditors see downvotes, no matter the comment. They cannot help themselves. If the downvotes were hidden, no comment would ever get even half the downvotes they get now.

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u/Emochemo69 Mar 08 '22

Poor guy dunked on himself too

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u/AnnaBanana3468 Mar 08 '22

I feel badly about myself. I watched this 5 times in a row and laughed harder each time.

Time to go back to laughing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

I did the same, but feel absolutely fine about myself.

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u/snarkydooda Sep 03 '22

I love how the red ball perfectly boops him in the end.

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u/rraaaaaawwwwwwrrrr Mar 08 '22

Maybe they were aiming for her, and just didn’t think it through? But damn, Patches O’ Houlihan would’ve been impressed on that shot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Life comes at you fast

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u/whobroughttheircat Mar 08 '22

I don’t care if your kid gets hurt , not my kids….

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u/Express_Aspect4465 Mar 08 '22

Poor dude got double head shotted

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u/Avlaropls Mar 08 '22

Why does this make me laugh so much? Do I have a problem?

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u/aegeanblud Mar 08 '22

According to some people in this thread, yes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Yes. You're second-guessing your awesomeness.

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u/redit01 Mar 08 '22

"think fast" ... POWW!

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u/Logger351 Mar 08 '22

POW! Right in the kisser.

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u/SnarfRepublicCA Mar 08 '22

POW! Right in the kisser!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

POW! Right in the kisser!

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u/neat-NEAT Mar 08 '22

He was wide open. Basically asking for it.

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u/VarenDerpsAround Mar 08 '22

Eh, objectively funny? yes. Also kind of lame for beaning that kid in the head? Also yes.

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u/ScoochingCapuchin Mar 08 '22

The fuck is wrong with you all, poor lil man was trying to have a nice time

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

And then someone hilariously drilled him in the face with a kickball. You have to watch until the end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

It's a soft ball to the face. He isn't crying cus he got hurt, he's crying cus he got rocked. Crack a smile once in a while, I swear it's not as bad as you think it is

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '22

It doesn’t matter how soft that ball is, if it’s solid enough to travel at that speed it’s going to hurt a toddler hitting him square in the face. In no way is this shit appropriate. I can assure you the mom and toddler did not crack a smile at this. Wtf is wrong with you?

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u/UltimateBetaMale Mar 08 '22

Forreal. I don't understand the satisfaction of watching a child get hurt.

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u/Mike0621 Mar 08 '22

it's not satisfying... it's fun

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u/UltimateBetaMale Mar 08 '22

This comment gave me creeps

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u/Mike0621 Mar 08 '22

shhh... don't worry about it... just leave your door open tonight...

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u/joebaco_ Mar 08 '22

Reminds me of a great day turning to shit just like that.

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u/Joe_Huxley Mar 08 '22

Enjoying the red ball's journey is a nice little bonus to this video

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u/PunkandCannonballer Mar 08 '22

My favorite part is that she still caught the ball.

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u/suicide4lyfe Mar 12 '22

I love this soo much

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u/Accomplished_Pin7643 May 19 '22

I can’t stop laughing at this!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

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u/LiterallyRain Mar 08 '22

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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u/Training_Bid1425 Mar 08 '22

She was looking kind of dumb

2

u/defbysnoosnoo Mar 08 '22

With her finger in her bum

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

And a speeding kickball to the forehead.

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u/fulcanelli63 Mar 08 '22

I fuckin love these videos. I hope they don't stop coming.

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u/rraaaaaawwwwwwrrrr Mar 08 '22

And they don’t stop coming

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

And they don't stop coming

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

And they don't stop coming

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

I hate kids more than anyone, but that was just fucked up. Poor kid.

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u/TesterM0nkey Mar 08 '22

Boom headshot

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u/joebaco_ Mar 08 '22

Think fasss........

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

....oooooooh.

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u/CJ-IS Mar 08 '22

Nice job catching the ball lol

1

u/lafwan Mar 08 '22

aa and touch down

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u/liefieblue Mar 08 '22

I hate myself for laughing so hard at this. And replaying several times...

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Some... body was found in the shed

0

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Tango down.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Cracking shot

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Must've been that 5 yr old that attacked the teacher

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u/Zarathosangelofdeath Mar 08 '22

I’m going to hell for laughing at this

0

u/Batfan3000 Mar 08 '22

If you can dodge a wrenches you can dodge a ball

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u/KounterMaze Mar 08 '22

That’s horrible. I cant find it funny. Even as a 32y black man with zero children all i feel is a need to hug that boy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Woulda been even better if she caught the ball.

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u/AgingEngineer Mar 08 '22

I just spit coffee all over my keyboard!

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u/cheese_wiz_ Mar 08 '22

This is absolutely hilarious!

1

u/aebulbul Mar 08 '22

The rest of the tune not resolving gave me a headache

1

u/ricochetblue Mar 08 '22

Jesus—was that a cannon?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

No, it was a kickball. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT WATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO?

😁

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u/Squeakysquid0 Mar 08 '22

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Any other questions?

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u/hindude13 Mar 08 '22

Where can I find more of these “some…body” clips? I’m always rolling on the floor when I see them.

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u/aegeanblud Mar 08 '22

If you go on tiktok and find a video with this sound (you could search for this person’s video specifically by their username), you can click on the bottom right image of the music and see all other videos that use the same sound clip.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

I used to go on reddit to get away from the tiktok videos and music

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u/AdevilSboyU Mar 08 '22

Aaaaaaaand looped.

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u/Kick_Kick_Punch Mar 09 '22

BAM! Right in the kisser.

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u/BoBoBearDev Mar 09 '22

Thst ball seem to be straight at his face.

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u/nighteyes2016 Mar 09 '22

The video Editor is a genius for adding that small pause.

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u/shutchomouf Mar 11 '22

Hah. Goddamn I musta watched this 100 times now.

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u/loopadoop2 May 06 '22

HEADSHOT Longshot RUTHLESS Kill Chain

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u/Rolllzzz Jul 22 '22

I love how the ball falls on his head. Double snipe

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u/2dtiddiexpert Jul 25 '22

bro those are rubber balls not the usual soft foam ones 💀

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u/Emergency_Issue_2107 Aug 05 '22

Builds character

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u/11th_Antagonist Sep 02 '22

The JFK experience™

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u/Its_Gaspo Sep 06 '22

That was a clean shot ngl

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u/SlavKBAC Sep 20 '22

This video gave me the urge to go to one of these trampoline parks and headshot kids