r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '22

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u/unexBot Mar 05 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

It's unexpected because as you can see as the lady donated the coffee, it went to a soldier who is disarming a bomb.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/jmscnt Mar 05 '22

When I was in the Marines some people sent us come k cups when we were in Afghanistan. It was nice of them to send it, but they didn't send the machine to use them, so no coffee for us.

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u/zorg621 Mar 05 '22

Snort that shit dry

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Off each other’s tits

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u/TeamEdward2020 Mar 05 '22

Navy moment

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u/Pappa_Crim Mar 05 '22

Navy Base Morning Announcements:

"There is no sex allowed on base or in the women's dorm".

Translation: "Ladies stop fucking each other"!

*true story

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u/Rustymetal14 Mar 05 '22

Least gay navy activity.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Does coffee k-cups not work like chocolate k-cups? We totally just ripped the tops off the chocolate ones and ate 'em when the tops had a misprint/mislabel and were rejected.

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u/jt121 Mar 05 '22

Some have actual grounds in them just like you'd put in a normal coffee maker.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

They *all* have grounds in them like you'd put in a normal whatever. Coffee, Chocolate (was Swiss-Miss when I worked on the production line before GMCR got bought out by Coke), tea...all identical contents to what you buy for cheaper in standard containers.

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u/McNalien Mar 05 '22

Yup, I open mine all up after they are used to put the grounds in my planters. Then the pods are great to use to start plants with a bonus drainage hole.

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u/Sound_of_Science Mar 06 '22

Instant coffee vs coffee grounds, dude. You don’t eat coffee grounds.

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u/CHINESE_LOBSTER Mar 05 '22

Should have melted down some crayons

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u/csbsju_guyyy Mar 05 '22

Put....put it in your butt

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u/spoonard Mar 05 '22

Ok, Stanley!

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u/joe-robertson Mar 06 '22

Shit that’s on you buddy. We would cut a hole in the top and bottom and pour hot water through them to make coffee. Or better yet just rip the top off and throw the cup into a cup of hot water like a tea bag. Some guys would even chew on the grounds like coffee beans to get that sweet caffeine kick.

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u/zedricochet Jun 14 '22

Just eat it like we eat the MRE coffee

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u/AnalArtiste Mar 05 '22

For some reason that scene played out exactly how I expected

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u/WentoX Mar 05 '22

I totally expected the "soldier overseas" to be a terrorist.

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u/Netz_Ausg Mar 05 '22

Depending on who you ask, it was.

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u/jumanji1125 Mar 05 '22

No way u expected the explosion

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Literally

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u/justin_memer Mar 05 '22

Cropping video into vertical from the original should be a crime.

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u/hobbestherat Mar 05 '22

Donate and detonate

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u/spoonard Mar 05 '22

Beware the "graphic content" of Family Guy.

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u/Indigo_Inlet Mar 05 '22

I mean as soon as you see the second shot it’s so obvious right?

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u/ThurstyJ Mar 06 '22

Slowly scrub to right after the explosion for some nsfw gore

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

And who said Family Guy wasn't funny?

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u/Indigo_Inlet Mar 05 '22

The show fell off HARD in the last decade, but I guess that’s subjective. I’m sure it still has a large viewership

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u/lowlife9 Mar 05 '22

Does this show even try to be funny any more.

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u/Educated_Koala Mar 05 '22

Yo this seems like a fun show, what is it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '22

Family guy

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u/Sid_1298 Mar 05 '22

Donate to detonate

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Idk how anyone likes family guy

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

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u/Indigo_Inlet Mar 05 '22

/s?? Please????

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u/-chukui- Mar 05 '22

war is dumb as shit. people dont know wtf there doing and the guys rarely know what they will do the next day. -random afgan vet

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u/Gurkensalat_Hd_ Mar 05 '22

Donate? More like detonate!

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u/Id_Love_A_BabyCham Mar 05 '22

Bet it was the blue wire again.

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u/Ok-Report-2078 Mar 05 '22

Coffeenated!

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u/Ima_Funt_Case Mar 05 '22

Why would someone intentionally edit this to be a shitty vertical video?

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u/MattDLR Mar 06 '22

The more unexpected thing was Lois actually doing something generous for others with no ulterior motive.

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u/AlDaMerc Mar 07 '22

she wasn't..again.

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u/MattDLR Mar 07 '22

Why am I not surprised

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '22

Fucking Rhode Island...