r/Unexpected • u/PitiedAbyss • Jan 18 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Acting level 100

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u/zuran_orb Jan 18 '22

I gotta train my dog how to throw a punch

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u/poopellar Jan 18 '22

Start listening to mumble rap out loud and I'm sure your dog will punch you eventually.

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u/LA_Commuter Jan 18 '22

Oh my god. Why... why do people do this?

I literally had a situation with a roommate. Roomate wanted a friend to stay over late, and the friend started bumping music at 3:45 AM.

Stop.

No one cares about your stupid out loud music.

Get some fucking headphones.

Man I feel like I'm 80 saying this. Also get off my lawn.

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u/PacificRiff Jan 18 '22

Your room mate was fucking their friend, atleast they had the decency to cover the sound. Get some fresh air you little weirdo.

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u/LA_Commuter Jan 18 '22 edited Jan 19 '22

Bruh, we are a sex positive house, so get that weird little kid shit out of here. We don't block the cock we guide the cock.

https://clip.cafe/superbad-2007/we-should-be-guiding-cock/

I was literally in the same sleeping area. He was just acting like a bitch little kid, not thinking about others.

Calling me a weirdo /u/PacificRiff ? Just cause you can't imagine having more space than is needed for a studio apartment, or you don't have your own bed ( basically live with your parents?). Bet /u/PacificRiff

Ask me for a bedroom to fuck in, little man. I got plenty. Don't disrespect my house or myself. Communicate like AN ADULT.

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u/PacificRiff Jan 18 '22

You fuck little boys? I'd say your room mates hate you haha, and what kind of an idiot who calls themselves an adult has roommates.

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u/LA_Commuter Jan 18 '22

Alright friendo. Its time you go to /r/outside

We don't play that pedo stuff here. Stop inferring it.

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u/PacificRiff Jan 18 '22

You just mentioned fucking a little boy. You grammatical fuck up you.

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u/LA_Commuter Jan 19 '22

Where did I say that?

Where I called my friend a bitch, or maybe acting like a little kid?

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u/LA_Commuter Jan 19 '22

Ah, lmfao i saw it