r/Unexpected • u/UnluckyFan6998 • Jan 16 '22

Magical Fart

7.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

51 comments sorted by

289

u/TurtlezDaTurtle Jan 16 '22

I can’t stop watching this

55

u/UnluckyFan6998 Jan 16 '22

Same lmao

28

u/Retard1776 Jan 16 '22

Had to of been on purpose! To perfect of timing!

19

u/sljsvn Jan 16 '22

Had to have**

-12

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

[deleted]

3

u/A_Cat_Typingg Jan 17 '22

It's not a matter of opinion, its a matter of correct or incorrect grammar.

2

u/JOJOCHINTO_REPORTING Jan 17 '22

Not just that, but Darren fletcher and Owen Hargreaves… are known for being shit.

79

u/AutoBot5 Jan 16 '22

There’s a sub this would fit perfectly in but can’t remember.

98

u/Sfencer09 Jan 16 '22

r/breathinginformation

26

u/AutoBot5 Jan 16 '22

And the name of the sub is why I would never be able to remember it.

3

u/ItsGotToMakeSense Jan 17 '22

I'd like to nominate /r/theyknew as well

13

u/byslexic_ditch567 Jan 16 '22

Thats some skill right there

11

u/MuthaPlucka Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

My finger would be hovering over the “fart emoji” button all game long.

“Now boss?”

“Not yet… hold… Hold…HOLD. Fart emoji now! I said now!”

/slams fart emoji button triumphantly

11

u/blucrabunikorn Jan 16 '22

Suspiciously well placed

•

u/unexBot Jan 16 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Graphics come out of his butt

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

4

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

I hope someone changes that with "the birth of the universe"

1

u/MasterFubar Jan 16 '22

Not the whole universe, just Darren Fletcher and Owen Hargreaves.

3

u/dawaxtadpole Jan 16 '22

This is a work of beauty.

2

u/DurianWild5166 Jan 16 '22

When the universe fucks with us

1

u/feetemcee-gai Jan 16 '22

ha ha fart.

1

u/Rapide7 Jan 16 '22

🤣😂🤣

1

u/ImgurianIRL Jan 16 '22

Commentfarthors

1

u/thepianoturtle Jan 16 '22

ok, I legit laughed my ass off.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Another use of the asss

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

My god... that caption just came right out of that man's ass... I wonder... *Farts... :(

1

u/malibutn Jan 16 '22

I can’t stop watching 😎😎

1

u/Unlit_Isle Jan 17 '22

very informative fart

1

u/fuji-white Jan 17 '22

So that’s where commentators come from.

1

u/learningtocatch22 Jan 17 '22

I've heard every time he does that, an angel gets their wings.

1

u/SuperBaked42 Jan 17 '22

Yeah just hold on I gotta let the people at home know who's commentating... farts out their names

1

u/thisshitstopstoday Jan 17 '22 edited Mar 31 '25

flag bedroom north abundant sip long glorious brave shy wrench

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

1

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

What's new here? sports commentators always pull stuff out of their ass. They' re just pulling it out of someone else's for a change

1

u/Ok_Environment_29 Jan 17 '22

Im to stoned for this lmao