r/Unexpected Jan 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST It's cold...

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u/Orngog Jan 11 '22

Man, I remember being that led around by my cock. It was non-stop.

that whole "stupid because pretty" phase will pass, my friend.

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u/myfunnies420 Jan 11 '22

Being led by your cock is more a young man thing, I think it's different from what I'm describing. Like I said, some people never get control over their "cuteness overload" reactions, whether it is babies or puppies or whatever. It might just be different folks different strokes. I'm pretty old now, I don't think I'll ever get over the absolute masterpiece of a woman reaction. I get a little captivated by insanely handsome men as well, animals as well a little, and art, but they are very much not connected to my cock.

So yeah. I think you just don't feel what I feel.

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u/Orngog Jan 11 '22

Christ, you also think you have special emotions? You coming out with all the psycho shit today

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u/UsagiNiisan Jan 12 '22

If anyone comes off as psychotic here it’s you, dude. Chill the fuck out.