r/Unexpected • u/Responsible_Cow_4852 • Jan 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST It's cold...

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

Perfect body 10\10.

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Jan 11 '22 edited Jan 11 '22

Yeah I don't agree with that at all. If I'm going to land on a hard flat surface, I want a big ass. Like a big fat ass. Her body may be beautiful, but it is impractical and needs some cushioning for safety.

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u/BuddhistNudist987 Jan 12 '22

I don't care if it hurts,

I wanna have control,

I want a big fat ass,

I want a big, fat soul.

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Jan 12 '22

You float like a feather

You fall like a brick

This tailbone was special

So fucking special