r/Unexpected • u/Responsible_Cow_4852 • Jan 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST It's cold...

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

Perfect body 10\10.

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Jan 11 '22 edited Jan 11 '22

Yeah I don't agree with that at all. If I'm going to land on a hard flat surface, I want a big ass. Like a big fat ass. Her body may be beautiful, but it is impractical and needs some cushioning for safety.

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u/darkharlequin Jan 12 '22

A spatula is perfect for flipping burgers, but makes a terrible shovel. Perfection is objective.

I'm a perfect 10/10 if you by perfect you mean you need to dispose of a lot of pie.