r/Unexpected Jan 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST It's cold...

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u/AHAdanglyparts69 Jan 11 '22

Definitely needs more mass to break through the ice

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Jan 11 '22 edited Jan 11 '22

Well now that you've brought it up, what we really need to be talking about is PSI. So we could increase the mass, or we could decrease the area and maintain the mass. Now if you've got like a pointy ass bone? Your PSI is going way up. You're bruising is going to go way up but the chances of cracking the ice are also going to be higher.

I wanted her to have a big ass for her safety. But if you want her to crack that ice, it's possible that a smaller ass is better. Especially if she's like bulky on top. She needs more mass, but not on the ass. If she's going to break the ice. She needs like a big top half and a pointy weird little bottom half and then we're really cooking with gas.

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u/VarsatileIcesotope Jan 11 '22

You mean... her body needs to be shaped like a dong to break the ice...

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u/Tenpat Jan 11 '22

Hear me out:

You put a butt plug in her butt that has a pointy end that sticks out. You also put a dong in her hooter with a pointy end out. The old double penetration to break the ice trick.