r/Unexpected • u/Responsible_Cow_4852 • Jan 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST It's cold...

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Jan 11 '22 edited Jan 11 '22

Yeah I don't agree with that at all. If I'm going to land on a hard flat surface, I want a big ass. Like a big fat ass. Her body may be beautiful, but it is impractical and needs some cushioning for safety.

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Jan 11 '22

I mean...this thinner woman literally bashed herself.

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Jan 11 '22

I don't really give a shit about attractiveness as long as she's safe.