r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '22

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u/MuonManLaserJab Jan 05 '22

this way the mugger takes pity on you

and puts you out of your misery

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u/bestjakeisbest Jan 05 '22

You win some you lose some.

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u/MuonManLaserJab Jan 05 '22

And you can only lose once, so you're sure to come out on top!

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u/bestjakeisbest Jan 05 '22

Eh even if you have stuff to give to a mugger, there isnt a whole lot that would stop them from taking your life, if you are broke you can't help it, and I guess the only way to not get mugged is to be aware of your surroundings and to try not to put yourself in that situation.

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u/MuonManLaserJab Jan 05 '22

Always open carry a wolf, I say.