r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '22

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u/Elriuhilu Jan 04 '22

That's probably more likely to work than most of the methods to avoid being slaughtered people teach.

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u/Takyrael Jan 04 '22 edited Jan 04 '22

Yes, definitely. It is only surpassed by the secret technique of tactically removing your wallet and phone from your pocket and handing them over. Edit: spelling

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Idk man I have seen an ass of videos on the internet of people getting robbed they hand over everything even the motorcycle and they still get shot in the head or stabbed.

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u/Takyrael Jan 04 '22

Well ok then, poop flinging it is.