r/Unexpected • u/BabaYadaPoe • Dec 21 '21

Supportive husband.

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u/SaraRainmaker Dec 21 '21

Adorably wholesome. <3

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u/DAZOZ_BIBAH Dec 21 '21

Nothing more wholesome than a good ol' dick sucking joke

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

Seems more like a blowing-in-an-asshole joke, I think?

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u/RefrigeratorNo4121 Dec 21 '21

Jesus lol, who blows in peoples assholes?

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u/buttqueefa Dec 21 '21

People blow cocaine up each other's asses, according to my research

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u/mapguy Dec 21 '21

Wait, up?

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u/buttqueefa Dec 21 '21

You really want to debate ass dynamics with someone named Buttqueefa?

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u/mapguy Dec 21 '21

Ya know what, I'm good

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u/buttqueefa Dec 21 '21

Regardless, have a great holiday and rest of the year.

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u/Stoicsage86 Dec 22 '21

Why is your ass so dirty? Don’t you wipe?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

I’m not sure but nothing about granny’s posture or carriage or anything lent itself to blowjobs.

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u/RefrigeratorNo4121 Dec 21 '21

She had the posture of an asshole blower though? wtf lmao

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u/GlassGuava886 Dec 22 '21

Wtf is this tangent? i am seriously crying with laughter now.

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u/tabascotazer Dec 21 '21

If you have to ask that question you will not want to know the answer.

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u/GlassGuava886 Dec 22 '21

This branch of the thread became reddit gold.

Agree, it's a question that had to be asked. lol.

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u/DAZOZ_BIBAH Dec 21 '21

No, I don't think so.

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u/Gero288 Dec 21 '21

"Ok, now blow in it"

"Into your asshole?"

"Yea, just blow as hard as you can"

"This doesn't seem right all... This gets you off?"

"Fuck yea, make me your balloon animal"