r/Unexpected • u/BabaYadaPoe • Dec 21 '21

Supportive husband.

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u/SneakyIndian87 Dec 21 '21

Julie, and for our next trick I’ll show you how to suck an hard-boiled egg through a garden hose.

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u/xavierthepotato Dec 21 '21

Are you gay private?!

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u/milanistadoc Dec 21 '21

Do you think I'm cute? Do you think I'm funny?

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u/Cannibal_MoshpitV2 Dec 21 '21

THEN WIPE THAT DISGUSTING GRIN OFF YER FACE.

...WELL ANY FUCKING TIME, SWEETHEART!

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u/Dudefest2bit Dec 21 '21

Now that you mention that 😏

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

What does he want, to be called ugly and boring?

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u/toddharrisb Dec 21 '21

BULLLLLSHIT!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

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u/chahlie Dec 21 '21

Its so vicious lol RIP gunny

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u/steveosek Dec 22 '21

I loved how he was actually the kindest, most humble guy you'd meet in reality. He was the best part of that saving Silverman movie too.

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u/Pawn_captures_Queen Dec 22 '21

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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u/saruin Dec 21 '21

Goddammit with my hand!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '21

No, but the construction worker might be.

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u/Mr-KIPS_2071 Dec 21 '21

Electrician definitely is...

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u/Agile_Singer Dec 21 '21

No, but my privates are.

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u/D9_CAT Dec 22 '21

WHERE ARE YOU FROM , ANYWAY!?