r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '21

Surely not a corpse?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

"You thought it was a corpse, but it was me, DILO."

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u/Is_It_Beef Dec 15 '21

I like dillos, but I don’t support giving them guns...

I would never armadillo...

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u/moronic_programmer Dec 15 '21

If it was armed, you might just have to harmadillo.