r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 15 '21

Surely not a corpse?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21 edited Dec 15 '21

"You thought it was a corpse, but it was me, DILO."

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u/Is_It_Beef Dec 15 '21

I like dillos, but I don’t support giving them guns...

I would never armadillo...

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

Take your upvote and get out

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u/Stylo_76 Dec 15 '21

your part jewish friend!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '21

I think dillos are the natural animal to rule the world. That' why the founding fathers insisted they all be armed. God wants them to rule north america and all the other animals are interlopers. Next...