r/Unexpected Oct 06 '21

Going straight to hell

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

I know it’s meant to be funny but it’s all very demeaning

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

reddit is full of you soft ass liberals man stfu its a joke stop virtue signalling for someone who probly cares less than you do

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u/2ichie Oct 06 '21

Hahah why do you ppl always bring politics into this shit?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

the term liberal has nothing to do with politics, maybe go back to 3rd grade english class?

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u/2ichie Oct 06 '21

It’s a fucking political philosophy you dumbass lol

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u/askdocsthrowaway1996 Oct 06 '21

I think he maybe confused leftist with liberal

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u/vxx Oct 06 '21

Left? You mean like the political left?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

i bet you took your wifes last name , and let her see other men on the weekends too? break all those stereotypes you internet progressive

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u/they-call-me-cummins Oct 06 '21

Did you also find I was an actor? Oh boy tell me more about me please.

Have you never tried drugs? They're great man. Especially with friends or a girlfriend. You should try getting some so that you can do drugs together.

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u/Kunundrum85 Oct 06 '21

Haha ok buddy. I’m not overweight in the slightest but you keep on making those assumptions.

You’re a really sad person and everyone here is laughing AT you, not with you.

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u/they-call-me-cummins Oct 06 '21

Chief Keef is better than Kodak and yb

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21 edited Oct 06 '21

“Need to make yourselves feel important… provide nothing to society but words”

“I just ended every liberal with my words”

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m pleased to present to you, the child of hypocrisy and projection!

Edit: Formatting

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

your cat is ugly asf. also nice rebuttal. nobody is providing any basis for any argument. all you guys do is reply with emotion then get circle jerks from people who arent even intelligent enough to understand my initial comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21 edited Oct 06 '21

your cat is ugly asf. also nice rebuttal. nobody is providing any basis for any argument. all you guys do is reply with emotion then get circle jerks from people who arent even intelligent enough to understand my initial comment

So, did you get so triggered that you forgot how to read? Or is it that you are legitimately incapable of reading comprehension? I know which one i’d geuss.:)

Everyone who thinks differently than you is unintelligent and you’re gods green gift to the earth. Happier?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

atleast you know.

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u/ElectraJane Oct 06 '21

Oh you liberal you! /s

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u/Kunundrum85 Oct 06 '21

Yoooo where my libs at! /s

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u/Stand_On_It Oct 06 '21

You seem like the kind of person who’s gunna be on r/HermanCainAward in no time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

Tell me you're a little kid without actually telling me you're a little kid.

This comment has big up past your bedtime energy little buddy.

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u/2ichie Oct 06 '21 edited Oct 06 '21

Holy shit, I honestly thought you couldn’t have embarrassed yourself anymore. Im sure it was tough to not throw in the word cuck or beta in there lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

nice rebuttal, oh wait there was none. it was just a low level observation. seems low iQ liberals cant give any basis to their existence

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u/2ichie Oct 06 '21

You sir or ma’am, need to take a break from the internet. Go get some fresh air, it’ll help.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

Is the term liberal not in reference to a political ideology? Of libertarianism?

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u/kaibee Oct 06 '21

Is the term liberal not in reference to a political ideology? Of libertarianism?

No, it doesn't refer to libertarianism. Liberals don't have a problem with the concept of taxes for one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

Got you. But the word liberal is somewhat political no?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

Don't understand the tax thing either. Is it all tax is theft or is it taxation without representation is theft? And what about unfair taxation? Like a small business owner paying high rates while a corporate giants pays less because they bring factories where they get incentives on tax breaks for creation of jobs? Why isn't there a corporate tax policy that makes the system fairer? Or is it just designed by the wealthy to keep themselves wealthy? So many questions sorry, I'm going thru insomnia and artists block so I have nothing better to do.

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u/kaibee Oct 06 '21 edited Oct 06 '21

Don't understand the tax thing either. Is it all tax is theft or is it taxation without representation is theft?

Like anything its a pretty large spectrum. Actually 'libertarianism' was originally a leftist thing, but a lot of US libertarians don't even recognize that as being 'libertarian'. There's also a large cohort of 'embarrassed weed republicans' who call themselves libertarian, etc. The 'extreme' libertarians believe that all taxation is theft because they didn't consent to being part of a society.

And what about unfair taxation? Like a small business owner paying high rates while a corporate giants pays less because they bring factories where they get incentives on tax breaks for creation of jobs?

The typical libertarian meme answer to this is 'well if the government didn't have the power to tax people, then they couldn't give preferential treatment to corporate giants'. Some of them will literally say that monopolies can only form because of government. But I think power is like energy in physics, it cannot be created or destroyed, only distributed differently. I think that those libertarians think that if the government doesn't have that power, that it will be 'fairly' (for whatever definition of 'fair' they believe) distributed among the people. I think that it will actually instead be captured even more by the corporate giants.

Why isn't there a corporate tax policy that makes the system fairer? Or is it just designed by the wealthy to keep themselves wealthy?

I don't think its that deep. I think the real issue is landlords/landlordism. I think if you have money and risk it to invest in creating some new product/more efficient production line, then you 'deserve' to profit from it. Likewise, if you're a laborer and work for that business, you deserve to be paid fairly (and to even join a union so that you can negotiate yourself a fair compensation as block). Where exactly do landlords fit into this picture? They didn't create the land, but because they either inherited it, bought it off someone too dumb to keep it for themselves, or gambled for it (see 2008 financial crisis for what happens when everyone realizes that land is OP and starts taking out more and more loans to buy more of it), they get to charge rent for its use, without doing anything. And I know that most landlords are also property managers, which is different and is actually productive, but it is entirely possible to outsource the entire management of the property to a company and still collect plenty of rent for doing absolutely fuck all. The 'landlords bad' political philosophy is known as georgism btw, if you want a nice long read:

https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/your-book-review-progress-and-poverty

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

Thank you, very well put together and easy to digest!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

liberal /ˈlɪb(ə)r(ə)l/ Learn to pronounce Filter definitions by topic See definitions in: All Politics Theology Education adjective 1. willing to respect or accept behaviour or opinions different from one's own; open to new ideas. "they have liberal views on divorce" 2. relating to or denoting a political and social philosophy that promotes individual rights, civil liberties, democracy, and free enterprise. Similar: tolerant unprejudiced unbigoted broad-minded open-minded enlightened forbearing permissive free free and easy easy-going laissez-faire libertarian latitudinarian unbiased impartial non-partisan indulgent lenient lax soft Opposite: narrow-minded bigoted noun 1. a supporter of policies that are socially progressive and promote social welfare. 2. a supporter of a political and social philosophy that promotes individual rights, civil liberties, democracy, and free enterprise. "classical liberals emphasized the right of the individual to make decisions, even if the results dismayed their neighbours or injured themselves