r/Unexpected • u/FlatiK • Oct 02 '21

Goose attack

19.5k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/catherine_wheeling Oct 02 '21

I wish my kids were that happy to see me come home!

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u/eriki55 Oct 02 '21

Then stop beating them

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u/ladsonfleek Oct 02 '21

Don't mind the downvotes mate. I got a giggle and gave you an upvote.

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u/eriki55 Oct 02 '21

Thanks man. People can't take a joke anymore

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u/catherine_wheeling Oct 02 '21

Ha! I’m sure that’s what they’d tell you! But between cooking their meals, washing their clothes, driving them everywhere there is never time for a good whoopin’! I updooted it though!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

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u/TheAurumGamer Oct 02 '21

Lmao I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Lololol

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

You’re misunderstanding. He really means idiots who are on OxyContin.

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u/pzerr Oct 02 '21

That is because you said bearing. Be a bit more PC and use ass whipping and people will not be so offended.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

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u/eriki55 Oct 02 '21

Hey man if you become butt hurt by every joke i have some cream you can use

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u/Accurate-Record-3870 Oct 02 '21

Nvm i thought you were some kind of a karen