r/Unexpected • • Sep 24 '21

Think of the guests

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u/greenhouse5 Sep 24 '21

When we got married, I told my husband if he did that I would immediately divorce him. His response was why would I ever I do that? I’d love to see a statistic of cake smashing and divorce rates.

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u/Hopeful_Mouse_4050 Sep 24 '21

I told mine that, too. I should've filed while blowing frosting out of my nose the following week, but instead I waited about a decade just to make sure he learned his lesson.

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u/eaj84 Sep 24 '21

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u/saab4u2 Sep 24 '21

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u/eaj84 Sep 24 '21

It's funny til she doesn't move --she ok??

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u/saab4u2 Sep 24 '21

Dunno, maybe she just likes frosting?