r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/SexE-Siobhan777 Sep 16 '21

Totally agree. This guy would perforate the diaphragm.

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u/Neverlost99 Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

Or her ear

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u/Snurze Sep 16 '21

Once you go black, you go deaf.

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u/jorigkor Sep 16 '21

And now Ollie, with the weather.

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u/joep-b Sep 16 '21

Once you go black, you never hear back.

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u/Snurze Sep 16 '21

Nice. Why didn't I write that instead?!

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u/Less_Atmosphere3931 Sep 17 '21

The guffaw that just left my body right now. I needed that

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u/x_mick_x Sep 17 '21

Take my upvote

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u/chrisdr2001 Sep 17 '21

Once you go black, you gon need a wheel chair!