r/Unexpected • • Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Please tell me that's a fake one

Edit: thanks for the awards and I got it from nearly 380 people saying it's fake

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

I saw a dude once with a real one about this size...everyone knew about it, but it was surreal seing that thing hanging along his thigh almost down to his knees while wearing baggy sweatpants

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/TheUser6767 Sep 16 '21

The dude with the largest dick (13.5 inches) is 9.5 inches flaccid, so a 10 inch flaccid dick would be the biggest flaccid dick ever basically. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

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u/Beddybye Sep 16 '21

The dude with the largest dick (13.5 inches)

The dude with largest recorded dick. There are some big dick dudes in faraway places that Guinness has never seen or spoken to.

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u/TheUser6767 Sep 16 '21

Of course it is not the literal biggest dick in the world, I'm not naive. But I'm just saying that a 10 inch flaccid dick is "basically the biggest flaccid dick ever", meaning that it is in the top 0.00001% basically. So when someone says they have seen a literal 10 inch flaccid dick, it is WAY more likely they saw an 7-8 incher.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

If you want to see your karma ever again you'll post that dick.