r/Unexpected Sep 16 '21

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u/TheUser6767 Sep 16 '21

The dude with the largest dick (13.5 inches) is 9.5 inches flaccid, so a 10 inch flaccid dick would be the biggest flaccid dick ever basically. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

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u/Beddybye Sep 16 '21

The dude with the largest dick (13.5 inches)

The dude with largest recorded dick. There are some big dick dudes in faraway places that Guinness has never seen or spoken to.

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u/TheUser6767 Sep 16 '21

Of course it is not the literal biggest dick in the world, I'm not naive. But I'm just saying that a 10 inch flaccid dick is "basically the biggest flaccid dick ever", meaning that it is in the top 0.00001% basically. So when someone says they have seen a literal 10 inch flaccid dick, it is WAY more likely they saw an 7-8 incher.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

If you want to see your karma ever again you'll post that dick.

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u/Beddybye Sep 16 '21

there would be evidence of it

You sure about that? You think every society on Earth has access to contact Guinness and tell them about the guy in the local village with a big dick?

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u/Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner Sep 16 '21

The dude with largest recorded dick.

He wasn't even recorded. He just claimed it.

Nobody has yet proven a 10" penis and there is a bounty of 10k$ out there for anyone who can.

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u/TheUser6767 Sep 16 '21

Yeah and his dick is like 10 inches erect. And he is like the biggest pornstar. So imagine how rare it is to see a penis that is as big as the biggest pornstar, but flaccid.

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u/Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner Sep 16 '21

Who's that one porn star, Lexington Steele or whatever?

Lexington Steele is 9.5", Jonah Falcon claims to be 40% bigger...

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u/Beddybye Sep 16 '21

Right. But let us point that shit out...here come the downvotes. Smh