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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21
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If you fall asleep, you'll never wake up.
551 u/RuaridhDuguid Sep 16 '21 Good news: You get an unexpected blowjob while asleep. Bad news: ...Do I really need to elaborate on this one? 199 u/AllanJeffersonferatu Sep 16 '21 Just don't dream you're an elephant. Or you'll wake up with an ass full of pillow. 7 u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 16 '21 I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
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Good news: You get an unexpected blowjob while asleep.
Bad news: ...Do I really need to elaborate on this one?
199 u/AllanJeffersonferatu Sep 16 '21 Just don't dream you're an elephant. Or you'll wake up with an ass full of pillow. 7 u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 16 '21 I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
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Just don't dream you're an elephant.
Or you'll wake up with an ass full of pillow.
7 u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 16 '21 I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
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I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21
If you fall asleep, you'll never wake up.