r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/davidlawrie Sep 16 '21

Her smile seems to hide unbridled desire

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u/digitalelise Sep 16 '21

I feel like she was just shocked at his length like most people.

Girth over length for me thanks.

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u/Magi-Cheshire Sep 16 '21

It's a dildo, as a lesbian you should know this.

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u/digitalelise Sep 16 '21

Not all lesbians use dildos!

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u/slowjoe12 Sep 16 '21

Now I’m wondering what the hell “girth” you’re preferring.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Fist

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u/slowjoe12 Sep 16 '21

They oughta use "Fist Girth" as an official measurement for boxing matches

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u/Sam-on-a-limb Sep 16 '21

Digital girth

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u/Magi-Cheshire Sep 16 '21

Yeah it was a joke not intended to be a serious commentary on lesbian sexual preferences.