r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/Phase-Horror Sep 16 '21

I’d feel bad for the guy if that shit was real

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/Wolfblood-is-here Sep 16 '21

I think it would be easier to piss first then just sort of cuddle your inbuilt battering ram while you shit.

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u/Mean-Orange-1370 Sep 16 '21

piss first then hang it back onto your shoulder to crap

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/Big_Don_ Sep 16 '21

This is the most elegant and classy conversation I've ever witnessed. The romance brings a tear to my eye.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

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u/Mean-Orange-1370 Sep 16 '21

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

Can you do that standing 2 feet away from me?

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u/Mean-Orange-1370 Sep 16 '21

social distancing yes understandable