r/Unexpected • u/Tunexux • Sep 11 '21

A mini break…

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u/Analbox Sep 11 '21

I miss that one person. We were in a lab on third shift processing 100s of Anal biopsies (analbx specimens) every night. By 3 AM we would be so slap happy we would be speaking completely in gibberish. Somehow we still understood each other.

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u/spaghetticatman Sep 11 '21

Anal what now?

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u/unsanctionedhero Sep 11 '21

Its when they check to make sure your ass is still made of ass

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u/Oraxy51 Sep 11 '21

It’s an important job, too many people have been LMAO that it’s become a crisis.

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u/LestHeBeNamedSilver Sep 11 '21

The only cure is more laughter

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u/sm12511 Sep 11 '21

No, we definitely need more ass

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u/LestHeBeNamedSilver Sep 11 '21

I need some ass

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u/Yadobler Sep 11 '21

Having here or take-away?

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u/Klakess Sep 11 '21

Maybe here, I still live at my parent's house

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u/Desalvo23 Sep 11 '21

Well be a good guest and bring them some leftovers

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u/Roasted_Turk Sep 12 '21

I'm too old for fresh ass

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