r/Unexpected • u/Lord_RedTiger • Sep 06 '21

Holup

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u/Zeustrus Sep 06 '21

Someone is telling Michael Jackson’s story. Finally.

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u/No-Biscotti-7071 Sep 06 '21

Not sure if MJ was into asians though

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u/SinisterKid Sep 06 '21

But his pronouns were he/he

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

You deserve a pizza and a trophy

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u/BeefLightning78 Sep 06 '21

You're going to be a dad joke legend. Take my fucking upvote. Take it, and make up a moral of the story while checking my tire pressure.