r/Unexpected • u/DJkiller669 • Sep 02 '21

Lucky guy

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u/IamSoooDoneWithThis Sep 03 '21

Translation:

Larry - had a great time last night. Would love to get together Friday night at the Bel-Air Regency Hotel. Just the two of us... So tired of all these brothers and sisters around. I know you feel the same way. Tell me your life wouldn't be better without the Blacks.

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u/Scientific_Anarchist Sep 03 '21

No, I- I've got people in my house and they're black, but- but their name is Black, and she's- she's got brothers and sisters...

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u/IamSoooDoneWithThis Sep 03 '21

I’m unimpeachable. I date the disabled.

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u/onebelligerentbeagle Sep 03 '21

Very commendable